2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[SKO]

I was just fucking around. The Cubs blew during that second stint and Maddux was not the reason why. But I kept being reminded about how good he was after the Cubs let him go and it made me angry. And now I'm bitter. So the experience was not a good one for me and I don't think the Bears should sign Torry Holt as a result of it.

Good.  Now can we close this thread?

We're hesitant to do so because the only thing offering the potential for more disappointment than the 2009 Bears squad is the 2010 Bears squad.

I think if you're setting a bar anywhere above the ground for 2010 you deserve to be disappointed.

Fair enough. I don't really have expectations, but that somehow doesn't prevent the sadness and alcoholism.

[Slaky]

I was just fucking around. The Cubs blew during that second stint and Maddux was not the reason why. But I kept being reminded about how good he was after the Cubs let him go and it made me angry. And now I'm bitter. So the experience was not a good one for me and I don't think the Bears should sign Torry Holt as a result of it.

Good.  Now can we close this thread?

We're hesitant to do so because the only thing offering the potential for more disappointment than the 2009 Bears squad is the 2010 Bears squad.

I think if you're setting a bar anywhere above the ground for 2010 you deserve to be disappointed.

Fair enough. I don't really have expectations, but that somehow doesn't prevent the sadness and alcoholism.

You're young yet. You'll learn that nothing can prevent those two things.

[Saul Goodman]

Good riddance.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bump...

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Peanut disagrees:



He's hip-hop, bro.

Meatball math homework via.

My math teacher assigned the above question, and Peanut was promoting his charity at my dad's running store. I was doing my homework, saw the question and realized it was perfect. I asked for just an autograph on the homework, but being the awesome individual he is, he wrote this gem. My teacher could not stop laughing. I got outta homework for a whole week thanks to good ol' number 33.

[Internet Apex]

Bump...

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Peanut disagrees:



He's hip-hop, bro.

Meatball math homework via.

My math teacher assigned the above question, and Peanut was promoting his charity at my dad's running store. I was doing my homework, saw the question and realized it was perfect. I asked for just an autograph on the homework, but being the awesome individual he is, he wrote this gem. My teacher could not stop laughing. I got outta homework for a whole week thanks to good ol' number 33.

No matter how you spell it, I hope he lives a thousand years.

[Slaky]

Goddamn, Peanut Tillman OWNS SO HARD

[Internet Apex]

Goddamn, Peanut Tillman OWNS SO HARD

(||)

I would have his kids.

[Gilgamesh]

Goddamn, Peanut Tillman OWNS SO HARD

(||)

I would have his kids.

It's okay, Yetti's already on that.

[CBStew]

Bump...

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Peanut disagrees:



He's hip-hop, bro.

Meatball math homework via.

My math teacher assigned the above question, and Peanut was promoting his charity at my dad's running store. I was doing my homework, saw the question and realized it was perfect. I asked for just an autograph on the homework, but being the awesome individual he is, he wrote this gem. My teacher could not stop laughing. I got outta homework for a whole week thanks to good ol' number 33.

Tillman to the rescue.  I wouldn't have the first inkling of how to go about solving that problem.

[CT III]

Tillman to the rescue.  I wouldn't have the first inkling of how to go about solving that problem.

The answer to this, and all life's problems is J'Marcus Webb.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bump...

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Peanut disagrees:



He's hip-hop, bro.

Meatball math homework via.

My math teacher assigned the above question, and Peanut was promoting his charity at my dad's running store. I was doing my homework, saw the question and realized it was perfect. I asked for just an autograph on the homework, but being the awesome individual he is, he wrote this gem. My teacher could not stop laughing. I got outta homework for a whole week thanks to good ol' number 33.

Tillman to the rescue.  I wouldn't have the first inkling of how to go about solving that problem.

.2 * .2 * .2 * .2 = 0.0016
1 - (.8 * .8 * .8 * .8) = 0.5904

0.16% chance the Bears sweep the four games.
59% chance the Bears win at least one in four.

[Internet Apex]

Bump...

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Peanut disagrees:



He's hip-hop, bro.

Meatball math homework via.

My math teacher assigned the above question, and Peanut was promoting his charity at my dad's running store. I was doing my homework, saw the question and realized it was perfect. I asked for just an autograph on the homework, but being the awesome individual he is, he wrote this gem. My teacher could not stop laughing. I got outta homework for a whole week thanks to good ol' number 33.

Tillman to the rescue.  I wouldn't have the first inkling of how to go about solving that problem.

.2 * .2 * .2 * .2 = 0.0016
1 - (.8 * .8 * .8 * .8) = 0.5904

0.16% chance the Bears sweep the four games.
59% chance the Bears win at least one in four.

(fuck you)

[Quality Start Machine]

"our team, city, and beloved Chicago Bears."

Good thing it wasn't English homework.

[Internet Apex]

"our team, city, and beloved Chicago Bears."

Good thing it wasn't English homework.

He wasn't "All Pro" either if you want to pick nits. And if you do, you can go sit in the corner with Paul, Fro, BC and the rest of the dunces. Because this is what Peanut does. He lets you catch him on some technical shit and then he runs up and knocks your balls out for you.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

"our team, city, and beloved Chicago Bears."

Good thing it wasn't English homework.

Yeah... I see nothing wrong with that at all.

"our team, [our] city, and [our] beloved Chicago Bears."