2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Philberto]

Hey, Orton was very pedestrian in a Broncos loss. That's a positive.

[Reuschels_Jowls]

Figures. Bears go out and get a franchise QB for the first time in my lifetime, and the welcome mat known as the O-line is going to make sure he's dead before the end of his first season. At this point, I'd settle for them blocking *someone* in the other color jersey, even if it's not their assigned man. I think Garza's probably the least-bad of the bunch, but he spent most of the afternoon on his ass in the backfield.

FYI, the Browns may be the worst team I've seen in a decade, at least. Holy crap. It's telling that a 30-6 win leaves us shaking our head at how crappy the opponent must be for the Bears to have won in that fashion despite not being able to pick up one lousy yard in the red zone...

[Ivy6]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

[Tony]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

[Internet Apex]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

[Tony]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

I think you're right, because it didn't make any sense. There's no way the NFL is going to change the Sunday start times. But I swear their graphic said the game started at 11am eastern.

[Internet Apex]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

I think you're right, because it didn't make any sense. There's no way the NFL is going to change the Sunday start times. But I swear their graphic said the game started at 11am eastern.

I rewinded and paused and looked at it discerningly. I just watched their ghey postgame show and now they're pimping their two-hour pregame show, with footage of Howie and the other schmucks hanging with the troops in Afghanistan beginning at 11 a.m. ET. I know, I can't wait to miss that either.

[Tony]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

I think you're right, because it didn't make any sense. There's no way the NFL is going to change the Sunday start times. But I swear their graphic said the game started at 11am eastern.

I rewinded and paused and looked at it discerningly. I just watched their ghey postgame show and now they're pimping their two-hour pregame show, with footage of Howie and the other schmucks hanging with the troops in Afghanistan beginning at 11 a.m. ET. I know, I can't wait to miss that either.

Because of the time change I had a little extra time this morning and caught some pregame programming. I won't be making that mistake again.

[Internet Apex]

30-6. Fuck you if you can't enjoy a pasting like that. There won't be but one or two more so I'm going to savor the Bears being better than someone at home. Way better. At home. Yay. Fuckers.

[Internet Apex]

Also: CHARLES FUCKING TILLMAN, BEYOTCH!!11!!!

[Andy]

I agree with Apex.  Watching the Bears repeatedly fuck up changes in the red zone and be unable to run the ball with any kind of consistency was fucking balls.

Bra-vo!

[Slaky]

I agree with Apex.  Watching the Bears repeatedly fuck up changes in the red zone and be unable to run the ball with any kind of consistency was fucking balls.

Bra-vo!

When Jay Cutler started talking mad shit to the Angry Lebowski on the sideline after completely failing to move the ball one goddamn yard in 4 tries against the shittiest team in NFL history I knew that this was BEAR FOOTBALL at its finest.

I ran across the street to the senior citizen home and punched a few elderly folks just to get my point across.

[PenFoe]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 9 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

No Daylight Savings in Arizona'd

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

FOX is pimping a new game time for next week- anyone else see that and know why?

I was wondering the same thing. An earlier start would not make me happy, but every website (espn, bears, nfl) still lists the traditional noon start.

I think that add is for their ghey pregame show, which will begin an hour early. If it were actually an 11 a.m. start, the Tards would be kicking off at 9 8 a.m. their time. I like... but alas. I think it's a hoax to make you look at Jimmy Johnson's hair.

No Daylight Savings in Arizona'd

No wonder they sucked against the Panthers.

[Internet Apex]

I agree with Apex.  Watching the Bears repeatedly fuck up changes in the red zone and be unable to run the ball with any kind of consistency was fucking balls.

Bra-vo!

When Jay Cutler started talking mad shit to the Angry Lebowski on the sideline after completely failing to move the ball one goddamn yard in 4 tries against the shittiest team in NFL history I knew that this was BEAR FOOTBALL at its finest.

I ran across the street to the senior citizen home and punched a few elderly folks just to get my point across.

That's teh spirit!