2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Saul Goodman]

God I love football.  Just saying.

especially this year

[Internet Apex]

David Huh?: In the Wake of the News

http://newsblogs.chicagotribune.com/towerticker/2009/09/david-haugh-joins-rick-morrissey-as-tribunes-in-the-wake-of-the-news-columnist.html

David Haugh today was named the 17th "In the Wake of the News" sports columnist in Chicago Tribune history, joining Rick Morrissey as current caretaker of a slot that dates back more than 100 years.

The story includes some glowing praise of Haugh's work and shit. I hate how they pass this off as some sort of treat for their readers who now get to read even more of Haugh's zingers and opinions which will now travel outside of the Bears beat. That slot beside Morrissey has been open for months. I just kind of figured that downsizing meant one fewer hack columnist and that was not at all a bad thing. But now it means Haugh is going to write unreadable horse shit along with Morrissey while undoubtably Vaughn McClure will cover the entire Bears beat solo. That means fewer Bears updates unless they're trying to make Vaughn to the work of two people as downsizing newspapers have been wont to do. That usually results in more useless information being pawned off as reportage while actual stories worth reading are given less attention due to increased workload. It's science.

It's why I hate newspapers in general now days and I couldn't be happier with my career choice of one year ago this week.

[*In a Nutsack]

The Daily Comet loves you still, Apex.

[Internet Apex]

The Daily Comet loves you still, Apex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Ho_6C_fM4&NR=1

[Andy]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

[SKO]

Break down of the Bears offense, and its bonerific- http://www.footballoutsiders.com/walkthrough/2009/walkthrough-chicago-six

[*In a Nutsack]

The Daily Comet loves you still, Apex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Ho_6C_fM4&NR=1

Booo YouTube bieng blocked at work and the "Could not load movie" message on my YouTube app.  Booooooooo.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The Daily Comet loves you still, Apex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Ho_6C_fM4&NR=1

Booo YouTube bieng blocked at work and the "Could not load movie" message on my YouTube app.  Booooooooo.

You're totally missing out, IAN.

Set aside some time when you get home, and close the bedroom door.

[Reuschels_Jowls]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

[Internet Apex]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

I don't think this means less Morrissey. If you like Haugh's jokes though, you might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUEtlPYbgo

[SKO]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

I don't think this means less Morrissey. If you like Haugh's jokes though, you might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUEtlPYbgo

I don't care for his jokes, but he doesn't provoke my ANGER like Morrissey does. I would hunt Morrissey for blood sport. I would place him on an island, and then I would drop in by helicopter on the other side, and I would stalk him until I found him, then I would slowly circle around him in the woods, causing him to snap his head and panic at each rustle. Only when he begged for death and apologized for his every word would I grant him the mercy of the reaper's icy hands.

Oh, and I like Brad Biggs.

[Internet Apex]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

I don't think this means less Morrissey. If you like Haugh's jokes though, you might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUEtlPYbgo

I don't care for his jokes, but he doesn't provoke my ANGER like Morrissey does. I would hunt Morrissey for blood sport. I would place him on an island, and then I would drop in by helicopter on the other side, and I would stalk him until I found him, then I would slowly circle around him in the woods, causing him to snap his head and panic at each rustle. Only when he begged for death and apologized for his every word would I grant him the mercy of the reaper's icy hands.

Oh, and I like Brad Biggs.

Oh, you just wait. The gloves are off. Haugh will have your posse in full regalia before Halloween.

[CT III]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

I don't think this means less Morrissey. If you like Haugh's jokes though, you might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUEtlPYbgo

I don't care for his jokes, but he doesn't provoke my ANGER like Morrissey does. I would hunt Morrissey for blood sport. I would place him on an island, and then I would drop in by helicopter on the other side, and I would stalk him until I found him, then I would slowly circle around him in the woods, causing him to snap his head and panic at each rustle. Only when he begged for death and apologized for his every word would I grant him the mercy of the reaper's icy hands.

Oh, and I like Brad Biggs.

I like Brad Biggs too.  He does the work of 5 regular men, while only being the size of 3.

Seriously though, when the Sun-Time ultimately collapses beneath the weight of its own FAIL, are all these guys going to work at The Score?

[*In a Nutsack]

The Daily Comet loves you still, Apex.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43Ho_6C_fM4&NR=1

Booo YouTube bieng blocked at work and the "Could not load movie" message on my YouTube app.  Booooooooo.

You're totally missing out, IAN.

Set aside some time when you get home, and close the bedroom door.

I did, and it was awesome.  I touched so many people.

[Kermit, B.]

Allow me to praise David Huh for a moment.

When it comes to sucking, nobody does it harder.

Eh. I don't mind Haugh. The way I see it, anything that means less Rick Morrissey is a positive development.

I don't think this means less Morrissey. If you like Haugh's jokes though, you might like this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jEUEtlPYbgo

I don't care for his jokes, but he doesn't provoke my ANGER like Morrissey does. I would hunt Morrissey for blood sport. I would place him on an island, and then I would drop in by helicopter on the other side, and I would stalk him until I found him, then I would slowly circle around him in the woods, causing him to snap his head and panic at each rustle. Only when he begged for death and apologized for his every word would I grant him the mercy of the reaper's icy hands.

Oh, and I like Brad Biggs.

I like Brad Biggs too.  He does the work of 5 regular men, while only being the size of 3.

Seriously though, when the Sun-Time ultimately collapses beneath the weight of its own FAIL, are all these guys going to work at The Score?

Nope.  ChicagoNow.