2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Vaughn McClure saying Urlacher's finito for '09.

Shoot.

Brian Urlacher = Aramis Ramirez?

I say no, but I can see the comparison being made in print and on air.

[Chuck to Chuck]

The details.

http://blogs.chicagosports.chicagotribune.com/huddleup/2009/09/brian-urlacher-out-for-the-season-with-wrist-injury.html

[R-V]

Vaughn McClure saying Urlacher's finito for '09.

Shoot.

At his age and injury history (back, neck), could this be it?

Who cares?  You never liked him anyway.  We're talking about the '09 season and, Urlacher's condition aside, this is not good.

Derrick Brooks went to high school when I did.  Fuck.

Forget it, Huey. In Chucktown you don't actually root for the current year's team. You just hate a bunch of players and make predictions about their contracts so you can be 'vindicated' several years later.

[Waco Kid]

Vaughn McClure saying Urlacher's finito for '09.

Shoot.

Brian Urlacher = Aramis Ramirez?

I say no, but I can see the comparison being made in print and on air.

I say the Bears skip the

Hunter Hillenmeyer = Mike Fontenot phase and move onto the

Jamar Williams = JAY KVOX phase.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Vaughn McClure saying Urlacher's finito for '09.

Shoot.

Brian Urlacher = Aramis Ramirez?

I say no, but I can see the comparison being made in print and on air.

I say the Bears skip the

Hunter Hillenmeyer = Mike Fontenot phase and move onto the

Jamar Williams = JAY KVOX phase.

Any word on the Hawaiian kid's knee injury?

[Slaky]

Vaughn McClure saying Urlacher's finito for '09.

Shoot.

Brian Urlacher = Aramis Ramirez?

I say no, but I can see the comparison being made in print and on air.

I say the Bears skip the

Hunter Hillenmeyer = Mike Fontenot phase and move onto the

Jamar Williams = JAY KVOX phase.

Any word on the Hawaiian kid's knee injury?

Sprained knee. Should be out a few weeks from what I read.

[Brownie]

Hunter Hillenmeyer, Earl Bennett, D.J. Moore and Chris Williams are all Mike Fontenot. Did you know that they all went to Vanderbilt where they all played with Jay Cutler (except for Moore)? That makes Cutler Theriot, except Theriot's throws are on target and he doesn't spend half the game screaming at Derrek Lee.

[Andy]

I love how all of the people who pissed and moaned that Urlacher was washed up are now upset that he'll miss the rest of the season.  You'd think they'd be happy.

Will the defense miss a Hall of Fame middle linebacker?  Uh...probably a little bit.

However, the only spot on the field that Hunter is remotely competent at is the middle, so he'll only be about 60 percent as bad as he is at OLB.

Great?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Will the defense miss a Hall of Fame middle linebacker?  Uh...probably a little bit.

They have since 1992.

[Quality Start Machine]

Urlacher isn't the tackler he used to be, but pretty much every GM in the NFL would still give his left nad to have him on their team.

CHUCKFAIL.

[Internet Apex]

Fuck my motherfucking life.

[*In a Nutsack]

Urlacher isn't the tackler he used to be, but pretty much every GM in the NFL would still give his left nad to have him on their team.

CHUCKFAIL.

I'm way out of my element talking Bears players with Bears fans, but wasn't Urlacher hurt pretty much half his career?

[Eli]

Fuck my motherfucking life.

I assume your DOOMfrontbutt is breathing heavily right now?

[R-V]

Urlacher isn't the tackler he used to be, but pretty much every GM in the NFL would still give his left nad to have him on their team.

CHUCKFAIL.

I'm way out of my element talking Bears players with Bears fans, but wasn't Urlacher hurt pretty much half his career?

If only there were easily-accessible research tool that would allow someone to look up the obscure factoid that (despite being plenty banged-up the last few seasons) Urlacher has played all 16 games in 8 of his 9 seasons.

[TDubbs]

Urlacher isn't the tackler he used to be, but pretty much every GM in the NFL would still give his left nad to have him on their team.

CHUCKFAIL.

I'm way out of my element talking Bears players with Bears fans, but wasn't Urlacher hurt pretty much half his career?

If only there were easily-accessible research tool that would allow someone to look up the obscure factoid that (despite being plenty banged-up the last few seasons) Urlacher has played all 16 games in 8 of his 9 seasons.

Al Gore knows about one.