2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

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Also: awesome.

[thehawk]

In every damn category other than rushing yards, its damn near even.

I can't help but dwell on this.

Is it all on the O-line? Or is the Kevin Jones injury going to hurt even more than feared?

This is green font, right? Orange Jebus outplayed him all last year and he was the Bears most productive back last year. I think teams are still daring the Bears to throw on them because of the receiving corps. But that shit's gotta stop eventually.

Indeed.  Cutler's having auditions on which WR is going to step up, and Johnny Knocks seems to be answering the casting call.  I think I remember reading where Brandon Marshall was not regarded too highly before meeting Cutler and that Eddie Royal was really a nobody before last year and, if that's the case, I'm willing to buy the notion that out of this mass of mediocrity, Cutler's going to pull one or two (Bennett?) guys up a level.

As much as I hope that's true, it wouldn't shock me if these guys really are just a bunch of turds. The Bears have hit on like one receiver pick under Angelo. Berrian, who is one dimensional and gone is the guy though you could make an Olegesque spirited yet incorrect argument for Hester. Gage, Wade, Bradley... all gone and all suck. None of them ever played with the likes of Utler though. I'm looking forward sitting outside in the freezing cold and snow and ice and seeing how this shit plays out. I wouldn't know a good wideout if he caught a touchdown, ran up and jumped into my lap. (Coolest thing I saw all Sunday, Ochocinco)

Berrian is pretty servicable in Vikingland and Gage, Wade etc are all playing elsewhere as well.  Could be that the receivers that Angelo selected didn't suck, the guy Angelo selected to throw to them did.  I'm willing to wait a bit and see how this plays out.

[Gil Gunderson]

In every damn category other than rushing yards, its damn near even.

I can't help but dwell on this.

Is it all on the O-line? Or is the Kevin Jones injury going to hurt even more than feared?

This is green font, right? Orange Jebus outplayed him all last year and he was the Bears most productive back last year. I think teams are still daring the Bears to throw on them because of the receiving corps. But that shit's gotta stop eventually.

Indeed.  Cutler's having auditions on which WR is going to step up, and Johnny Knocks seems to be answering the casting call.  I think I remember reading where Brandon Marshall was not regarded too highly before meeting Cutler and that Eddie Royal was really a nobody before last year and, if that's the case, I'm willing to buy the notion that out of this mass of mediocrity, Cutler's going to pull one or two (Bennett?) guys up a level.

As much as I hope that's true, it wouldn't shock me if these guys really are just a bunch of turds. The Bears have hit on like one receiver pick under Angelo. Berrian, who is one dimensional and gone is the guy though you could make an Olegesque spirited yet incorrect argument for Hester. Gage, Wade, Bradley... all gone and all suck. None of them ever played with the likes of Utler though. I'm looking forward sitting outside in the freezing cold and snow and ice and seeing how this shit plays out. I wouldn't know a good wideout if he caught a touchdown, ran up and jumped into my lap. (Coolest thing I saw all Sunday, Ochocinco)

Berrian is pretty servicable in Vikingland and Gage, Wade etc are all playing elsewhere as well.  Could be that the receivers that Angelo selected didn't suck, the guy Angelo selected to throw to them did.  I'm willing to wait a bit and see how this plays out.

Justin Gage does suck, though.

[Kermit, B.]

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He was walking directly at the ref's arm.  I wonder what he expected would happen.  KYLE ORTON NEVER HAD HIS HELMET KNOCKED OFF BY A REF!!!

[Saul Goodman]

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Sorry.  I'm blissfully AdBlock-ignorant.  And I'm shocked to learn that everyone doesn't love Sparkle Pony.

[SKO]

The guy who would rank third on the Bears in receiving yards (and would only cost about $40 million more than the first two) is apparently not impressed by Jerry Angelo or the Bears secondary.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The guy who would rank third on the Bears in receiving yards (and would only cost about $40 million more than the first two) is apparently not impressed by Jerry Angelo or the Bears secondary.

At least if they'd picked him up, the Bears might have someone to coach Utler on talking to the press.

In advance of this week's game against the Bears, Housmandzadeh was asked if he had any serious talks with Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo.

"Man, the Bears ain't holler at me,'' he said.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219448

[SKO]

The guy who would rank third on the Bears in receiving yards (and would only cost about $40 million more than the first two) is apparently not impressed by Jerry Angelo or the Bears secondary.

At least if they'd picked him up, the Bears might have someone to coach Utler on talking to the press.

In advance of this week's game against the Bears, Housmandzadeh was asked if he had any serious talks with Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo.

"Man, the Bears ain't holler at me,'' he said.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219448

He's also bitched about his Madden rating this year and boasted that both he and Matt Hasselbeck would go to the Pro Bowl. He's an overrated, drastically overprice possession receiver who just might have benefitted from a Pro Bowl quarterback and lining up opposite of a guy who was consistently double covered. Maybe. I don't know.

[Ivy6]

The guy who would rank third on the Bears in receiving yards (and would only cost about $40 million more than the first two) is apparently not impressed by Jerry Angelo or the Bears secondary.

At least if they'd picked him up, the Bears might have someone to coach Utler on talking to the press.

In advance of this week's game against the Bears, Housmandzadeh was asked if he had any serious talks with Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo.

"Man, the Bears ain't holler at me,'' he said.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219448

He's also bitched about his Madden rating this year and boasted that both he and Matt Hasselbeck would go to the Pro Bowl. He's an overrated, drastically overprice possession receiver who just might have benefitted from a Pro Bowl quarterback and lining up opposite of a guy who was consistently double covered. Maybe. I don't know.

Also he has a ponytail. 

[BH]

The guy who would rank third on the Bears in receiving yards (and would only cost about $40 million more than the first two) is apparently not impressed by Jerry Angelo or the Bears secondary.

At least if they'd picked him up, the Bears might have someone to coach Utler on talking to the press.

In advance of this week's game against the Bears, Housmandzadeh was asked if he had any serious talks with Bears G.M. Jerry Angelo.

"Man, the Bears ain't holler at me,'' he said.

http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=219448

He's also bitched about his Madden rating this year and boasted that both he and Matt Hasselbeck would go to the Pro Bowl. He's an overrated, drastically overprice possession receiver who just might have benefitted from a Pro Bowl quarterback and lining up opposite of a guy who was consistently double covered. Maybe. I don't know.

Also he has a ponytail. 

Bored at work, I looked back to this discussion between Ivy and SKO, still makes me laugh. Well done.
http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=6660.msg189067#msg189067

[Slaky]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-25-bears-tillman-chicago-sep25,0,3094224.story

Fuck yourself, Crozier.

[Brownie]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/football/bears/chi-25-bears-tillman-chicago-sep25,0,3094224.story

Fuck yourself, Crozier Paul.

2005 solo-cast'd

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

Fuck yourself, Huebiter!

[Slaky]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

Fuck yourself, Huebiter!

Does this anger the ANGER?

Many apologies, Huard - I wasn't trying to numb up your arms with this post.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

Fuck yourself, Huebiter!

Does this anger the ANGER?

Many apologies, Huard - I wasn't trying to numb up your arms with this post.

Apparently Huey long ago decided that "P'nut" is the One True Spelling of the nickname Tillman's aunt gave him when he was an infant (because he resembled a legume of the same name), and in his mighty pankitude will accept no other alternatives, even if that means we confuse Tillman with the bassist from 311 or the original Midi Horn Madman.

("He's hip-hop, bro.")