2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[BH]

Fairly puffy but I enjoyed this just because I love Peanut.

Fuck yourself, Huebiter!

Does this anger the ANGER?

Many apologies, Huard - I wasn't trying to numb up your arms with this post.

Apparently Huey long ago decided that "P'nut" is the One True Spelling of the nickname Tillman's aunt gave him when he was an infant (because he resembled a legume of the same name), and in his mighty pankitude will accept no other alternatives, even if that means we confuse Tillman with the bassist from 311 or the original Midi Horn Madman.

("He's hip-hop, bro.")

Isn't Tillman Apex's 3rd cousin?

[MAD]

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

[Jon]

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

I thought his momma called him Cassius...

[MAD]

P'NUT

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

I thought his momma called him Cassius...

I said BIG momma. 

His momma call him Clay.

[MAD]

A few years ago, a SCORE reporter pointed out that Tillman went up to a beat writer to complain that it's spelled P'Nut, not Peanut.  As Charles Tillman is arguably the best cornerback I've seen play for the Bears (and yes, fuck you, BC, you football-retarded dipshit), I am more than happy to oblige the man.  

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Who better to imitate 'how black people talk' than a middle-aged Chicago mick in a bike helmet?

Clearly Huey's been watching his Tyler Perry.

[MAD]

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Who better to imitate 'how black people talk' than a middle-aged Chicago mick in a bike helmet?

Clearly Huey's been watching his Tyler Perry.

Did you just say that to prove that there are black guys named Tyler?

[Slaky]

Dude ain't no honkey-ass, whitebread Charles Schultz creation, and I don't care how his big momma spell it.

Who better to imitate 'how black people talk' than a middle-aged Chicago mick in a bike helmet?

Clearly Huey's been watching his Tyler Perry.

Black folks ride their bikes like this! And white folks ride their bikes like this!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Black folks ride their bikes like this!

[Internet Apex]

I like Tillman.

[Saul Goodman]

Nice of the Seahags to break out the pajama tops today.

[Pre]

Nice of Helen to knock Tillman off that tackle.

[BC]

I still hate this team's secondary.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Another bad snap?  At some point, shouldn't we start to look at Olin Kreutz as the cause?

[CubFaninHydePark]

I guess it's possible for the Bears to have played a worse game so far, but it's pushing the edge of my imagination.

13-0 is still workable...but this has been brutal so far.