2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Quality Start Machine]

I don't think there's a single Fox crew that's worth a damn. The number one crew of Aikman and Buck is just full of smarm,

Their fellating of Romo was awesome yesterday, especially considering there was no way in Hell the Cowboys were winning that game. Romo would Farve balls into coverage until either they went out on downs or Denver picked off to end it.

I haven't loved a QB as much as I love Romo since Jay Schroeder.

[Kermit, B.]

Brian Billick is beyond brutal on color.

What's the obsession with the 2 timeouts the Lions had "in their pockets" on 3rd and 6 in the red zone with over a minute left in the half? He seemed surprised when they opted to burn some time off the clock.

It's all about the emotional ebb and flow.

We started drinking every time he said "emotion."  The beer flowed quickly.

[Kermit, B.]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

[Philberto]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

[Philberto]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

It's 1.4 MB? That, I didn't know. If it's costing Dolan money, it'll leave. If not, then I might leave it up to piss you off

[*In a Nutsack]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

It's 1.4 MB? That, I didn't know. If it's costing Dolan money, it'll leave. If not, then I might leave it up to piss you off

And, I'm just going to post so that Tank can see it yet again.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

It's 1.4 MB? That, I didn't know. If it's costing Dolan money, it'll leave. If not, then I might leave it up to piss you off

It's not costing Dolan anything, as it's not on his server.

It just slows down the page load on anyone's computer who doesn't already have the animated gif cached.

Really, though, 1.4 MB isn't all that bad. Chad's old avatar was over 3 MB.

[Richard Chuggar]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

It's 1.4 MB? That, I didn't know. If it's costing Dolan money, it'll leave. If not, then I might leave it up to piss you off

It's not costing Dolan anything, as it's not on his server.

It just slows down the page load on anyone's computer who doesn't already have the animated gif cached.

Really, though, 1.4 MB isn't all that bad. Chad's old avatar was over 3 MB.

Suck it AVATAR!

[Gil Gunderson]

Kissing Suzy Kolber comes through again.

Thank you

And thank you for adopting a 1.4 MB image as your avatar, thus displaying it on every page you post on.

It's 1.4 MB? That, I didn't know. If it's costing Dolan money, it'll leave. If not, then I might leave it up to piss you off

It's not costing Dolan anything, as it's not on his server.

It just slows down the page load on anyone's computer who doesn't already have the animated gif cached.

Really, though, 1.4 MB isn't all that bad. Chad's old avatar was over 3 MB.

Suck it AVATAR!

Suddenly, I have a desire for some orange-looking Jack Daniels.

[Andy]

Meh.  The days of paying per MB are long gone.  My GoDaddy server charges are smaller than Danica's bewbies.

[BC]

Meh.  The days of paying per MB are long gone.  My GoDaddy server charges are smaller than Danica's bewbies.

So they pay you to be on the GoDaddy servers?

[SKO]

Meh.  The days of paying per MB are long gone.  My GoDaddy server charges are smaller than Danica's bewbies.

So they pay you to be on the GoDaddy servers?

...Awful. Just awful. Anywho, here's a nice break down of the Bears zone blitz http://www.nationalfootballpost.com/Scheme-session-the-zone-blitz.html

[Quality Start Machine]

Just because it looks awesome...

[MAD]

Just because it looks awesome...

Indeed.

While one can make the case for Cutler using fancy football fagmetrics, that play did as much to prove what a stud QB he is, as it was third down and the Bears really could have used a tocuhdown there.

Also, how many touchdowns has this guy created on third (and fourth) and goal?  That's at least 4--both Pissburgh touchdowns came on third down also.  Throw in the winning TD against Seattke that many of the previous slapdick QB's would have settled for a FG on, allowing the Seahawks to come back and win, and we're looking at a real goddamn scoring machine.

SPLOOGE.