2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[SKO]

Don't worry - The Orange One has his finger on the pulse of what's really important here:

Hmm.... 3 former Bears ripping Cutler for his post game comments or lack thereof. He needs to grow up as one of them just said.

@Matt_in_Digital Whatever Matt. Manning, Brady etc. don't conduct themselves that way.

There is a difference between being pissed and not showing class. Tom Brady, Peyton Manning they don't act the way Cutler did. That 's it.

Jay Cutler's postgame press conference performance is embarrasing. Be a man and talk about the game. Very disappointing.

http://twitter.com/thekapman

The Great Tom Brady would never blow off a media member in search of a quote.

I hope you posted that on Kap's Korner

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time.

Remember this time, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th, the dawn of a new Enlightenment.

[MAD]

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time.

Remember this time, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th, the dawn of a new Enlightenment.

Reminds me of Steven Wright's old joke about encountering a restaurant that offered "Breakfast Anytime" to which he said he'd like French Toast served during the Renaissance.

[PenFoe]

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time.

Remember this time, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th, the dawn of a new Enlightenment.

Reminds me of Steven Wright's old joke about encountering a restaurant that offered "Breakfast Anytime" to which he said he'd like French Toast served during the Renaissance.

I don't know about Steven Wright, but that's a scene from Swingers.
Maybe they stole it.

MIKE
Coffee...
(points to Trent, who nods)
Two coffees.  It says "Breakfast Any Time", right?

WAITRESS
That's right.

MIKE
I'll have "pancakes in the Age of Enlightenment".
....
....
... 
MIKE
I should've said Renaissance, right? It went over her head

[MAD]

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time.

Remember this time, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th, the dawn of a new Enlightenment.

Reminds me of Steven Wright's old joke about encountering a restaurant that offered "Breakfast Anytime" to which he said he'd like French Toast served during the Renaissance.

I don't know about Steven Wright, but that's a scene from Swingers.
Maybe they stole it.

No maybe about it.  I heard Wright say that joke on HBO c. 1986. 

[ChuckD]

The timing on this is awesome.  Nothing like a big heaping bowl of IMMEDIATEFACE for that out-of-touch fanboy.

The timing being a month ago?

In my world, October is represented by "9".  It's not my fault that your world won't bend to mine.

Is there a Smarch in your world, Huey?

Damn Smarch weather.

Not only are the trains now running on time, they're running on metric time.

Remember this time, people: 80 past 2 on April 47th, the dawn of a new Enlightenment.

Reminds me of Steven Wright's old joke about encountering a restaurant that offered "Breakfast Anytime" to which he said he'd like French Toast served during the Renaissance.

I don't know about Steven Wright, but that's a scene from Swingers.
Maybe they stole it.

No maybe about it.  I heard Wright say that joke on HBO c. 1986. 

His jokes are offbeat but legendary. Last year, when Gentleman's Quarterly printed the 75 greatest jokes of all time, Steven Wright was credited with five of them.
... No. 9 was: "I went into a restaurant. The menu said, 'breakfast any time.' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
... In 1988, he starred in his first HBO Special "On Location: Steven Wright." In 1989, he won an Academy Award for Best Short Film for "The Appointments of Dennis Jennings."

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/821452/

[BC]

I know that I have harped on it plenty of times, but Ron Turner is just an awful offensive coordinator. AWFUL...

The two losses have been road games against good teams where the Bears played awful football for much of the games AND STILL were tied/in the lead late. There are problems with the Bears, no doubt, but I actually am optimistic at this point...

[Kermit, B.]

I know that I have harped on it plenty of times, but Ron Turner is just an awful offensive coordinator. AWFUL...

The two losses have been road games against good teams where the Bears played awful football for much of the games AND STILL were tied/in the lead late. There are problems with the Bears, no doubt, but I actually am optimistic at this point...

I would like for you to explain exactly why you think Ron Turner is an awful offensive coordinator.  You just repeat that over and over again, yet you never actually say what you'd like him to do differently.  I think you're just a complainer.

[Shooter]

I know that I have harped on it plenty of times, but Ron Turner is just an awful offensive coordinator. AWFUL...

The two losses have been road games against good teams where the Bears played awful football for much of the games AND STILL were tied/in the lead late. There are problems with the Bears, no doubt, but I actually am optimistic at this point...

I would like for you to explain exactly why you think Ron Turner is an awful offensive coordinator.  You just repeat that over and over again, yet you never actually say what you'd like him to do differently.  I think you're just a complainer.

Have the offense score more points. Christ, you're thick-skulled, Kerm.

[SKO]

I know that I have harped on it plenty of times, but Ron Turner is just an awful offensive coordinator. AWFUL...

The two losses have been road games against good teams where the Bears played awful football for much of the games AND STILL were tied/in the lead late. There are problems with the Bears, no doubt, but I actually am optimistic at this point...

I would like for you to explain exactly why you think Ron Turner is an awful offensive coordinator.  You just repeat that over and over again, yet you never actually say what you'd like him to do differently.  I think you're just a complainer.

I've defended Turner over and over, but the guy has been less than stellar this year. My biggest problem is with his insistence on delayed running plays. They run all kinds of sweeps and stretches when clearly Omiyale's fat ass can't waddle out quick enough to seal the outside (not that he can block the guy if he gets there in time, anyway) and the rest of the line can't hold a block that long. Just berate Forte until he finally starts hitting the hole and run up the middle through Garza's hole on a quick hit, since that guy's the only one blocking. The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

[Kermit, B.]

I know that I have harped on it plenty of times, but Ron Turner is just an awful offensive coordinator. AWFUL...

The two losses have been road games against good teams where the Bears played awful football for much of the games AND STILL were tied/in the lead late. There are problems with the Bears, no doubt, but I actually am optimistic at this point...

I would like for you to explain exactly why you think Ron Turner is an awful offensive coordinator.  You just repeat that over and over again, yet you never actually say what you'd like him to do differently.  I think you're just a complainer.

I've defended Turner over and over, but the guy has been less than stellar this year. My biggest problem is with his insistence on delayed running plays. They run all kinds of sweeps and stretches when clearly Omiyale's fat ass can't waddle out quick enough to seal the outside (not that he can block the guy if he gets there in time, anyway) and the rest of the line can't hold a block that long. Just berate Forte until he finally starts hitting the hole and run up the middle through Garza's hole on a quick hit, since that guy's the only one blocking. The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

Dammit, SKO.  I know you know your football.  But now BC can just repeat everything you said in his own words.

[Quality Start Machine]

The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

If they made better use of the running game, play action would be even more effective.

[SKO]

The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

If they made better use of the running game, play action would be even more effective.

Thanks.

[Eli]

The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

If they made better use of the running game, play action would be even more effective.

Thanks.

Are you taking notes?

[SKO]

The short passing game hasn't bothered me because it's done a pretty effective job of beating the constant blitzes Jay has been facing. I'd love to see the team work in a bit more play action, because the last touchdown drive on Sunday was the only time they used it 3-4 times on one series and it worked beautifully.

If they made better use of the running game, play action would be even more effective.

Thanks.

Are you taking notes?

Once my mind recovers enough from being blown that I regain the ability to write.