2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Philberto]

As much as Orton's success with Denver compels the meatball fanbase to digress to lower levels of stupidity, I found myself not rooting against him last night on account of the fact that Phillip Rivers has the most unrootable face in the history of human beings.

Regretting this as I type it....

You really think this face

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/philip-rivers.jpg

and this one

http://thepurplekoolaid.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/philip-rivers.jpg

is less rootable than this one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sIvWMQvGKyA/SVqqMqybPLI/AAAAAAAABxM/X264IvgZk8w/s400/emo+jay+cutler.jpg

or this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/Jay_Cutler_Sleep_Walking.jpg

We get it, you hate Jay Cutler.

[PenFoe]

As much as Orton's success with Denver compels the meatball fanbase to digress to lower levels of stupidity, I found myself not rooting against him last night on account of the fact that Phillip Rivers has the most unrootable face in the history of human beings.

Regretting this as I type it....

You really think this face

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/philip-rivers.jpg

and this one

http://thepurplekoolaid.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/philip-rivers.jpg

is less rootable than this one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_sIvWMQvGKyA/SVqqMqybPLI/AAAAAAAABxM/X264IvgZk8w/s400/emo+jay+cutler.jpg

or this one?

http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/deadspin/2008/10/Jay_Cutler_Sleep_Walking.jpg

We get it, you hate Jay Cutler.

I hate Philip Rivers too, for what it's worth.

[SKO]

As much as Orton's success with Denver compels the meatball fanbase to digress to lower levels of stupidity, I found myself not rooting against him last night on account of the fact that Phillip Rivers has the most unrootable face in the history of human beings.

Orton's played well, no doubt, but I swear that 90 percent* of his yardage this year has been generated by receivers after the catch. 

* May not be accurate

Its 675 out of 1465, so 46% actually. Cutler's at 476/1201 so about 40%.

[Internet Apex]

As much as Orton's success with Denver compels the meatball fanbase to digress to lower levels of stupidity, I found myself not rooting against him last night on account of the fact that Phillip Rivers has the most unrootable face in the history of human beings.

Regretting this as I type it....

You really think this face



and this one



is less rootable than this one...


or this one?

Um... yes.

[SKO]

As much as Orton's success with Denver compels the meatball fanbase to digress to lower levels of stupidity, I found myself not rooting against him last night on account of the fact that Phillip Rivers has the most unrootable face in the history of human beings.

Regretting this as I type it....

You really think this face



and this one



is less rootable than this one...


or this one?

Um... yes.

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

[PenFoe]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

[SKO]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

[Internet Apex]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

PWND!11!

[PenFoe]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

The whole point was rootable faces, idito.

[SKO]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

The whole point was rootable faces, idito.

Oh, so then the girl Rapelisberger is with would be a moot point, and his neanderthal like visage would actually have applied to the conversation?

[PenFoe]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

The whole point was rootable faces, idito.

Oh, so then the girl Rapelisberger is with would be a moot point, and his neanderthal like visage would actually have applied to the conversation?

[SKO]

I'll take it over this troglodyte:

Seriously, getting drunk with girls is so gay.

It's not. But making a point about quarterbacks based on random snapshots culled from a google image search is.

The whole point was rootable faces, idito.

Oh, so then the girl Rapelisberger is with would be a moot point, and his neanderthal like visage would actually have applied to the conversation?

Are you implying Jim McMahon was a douche? This revelation could surely shake the foundation of my entire worldview.

[CT III]

"Rock & Roll Quarterback"?

Yee gods, this McMahon fellow will surely show those stuffed shirts in the league office what the youth of today think of their "rules".

[ChuckD]

Speaking of Google Image Search, I found this very relevant picture of SKO and PenFoe.

[SKO]

Speaking of Google Image Search, I found this very relevant picture of SKO and PenFoe.

I must ask who is who. Or does it even matter?