2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[R-V]

The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

[Internet Apex]

The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

They should have pulled him in the first quarter.

[Slaky]

The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

If you thought they weren't getting any push before this game, well then sir. Well. Then.

Even Jesus H. Beekman wouldn't have saved this one.

[CT III]

The Bears somehow managed to embarrass themselves worse than the Illinois football cooperative. And if you thought WATCHING that pile of afterbirth was bad, just be glad you weren't stuck in your car listening to Joniak not telling you how many yards the play went for while Thayer explained that the Bears were starting to slow CedBen down.

I didn't watch the second half, how close did Omiyale and the Gang come to getting Cutler killed?

If you thought they weren't getting any push before this game, well then sir. Well. Then.

Even Jesus H. Beekman wouldn't have saved this one.

Seriously, Frostee Rucker was the DOOMbringer today.

[air2300]

Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton. 

[Waco Kid]

Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton and Benson.

[Tony]

Wow.  That was well, disappointing.  I just hate the fact that the mouth breathers will be out in full force for the rest of the week about Orton and Benson.

Benson is at peace with himself. You have to be happy for him. He's so comfortable in his own skin. And how about that winning smile!

[fiveouts]

I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Hey, at least they'll get a good first round pick this year...

Damn the Bears for trading for Cutler

Nah. But even when the do the right thing it bites them in the ass.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

Me too. I'm as happy about this as I was about Dennis Eckersley cleaning himself up after he left the Cubs.

[Internet Apex]

Do fans in other cities have to deal with this kind of shit as often as we do? I guess in Cincinnati they do. This was their Super Bowl. Hip hooray and fuck them.

[Ghost of Dave Rosello]

Do fans in other cities have to deal with this kind of shit as often as we do? I guess in Cincinnati they do. This was their Super Bowl. Hip hooray and fuck them.

Pitchers and catchers report in five months so we've got that going for us.

[air2300]

I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

But you see, what you list are facts.  Facts don't mean shit when they get in the way of a good story. 

[CT III]

I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

He was blackballed dammit.  The Bears kept him out of the league for like 5 months.

Christ, the front office can't even blackball a guy effectively.

[Internet Apex]

I'm so happy that Benson got revenge against the Bears for picking him #4 overall, putting up with his holdout, giving him millions of dollars, handing him an (undeserved) starting job, standing by him after his first DUI, then finally releasing him after his second within a month.  Its great to see stories of perseverance like that. 

He was blackballed dammit.  The Bears kept him out of the league for like 5 months.

Christ, the front office can't even blackball a guy effectively.

That's because their interim coach gave the Bengals a favorable report on the kid. DOOOOOOM!!! FIRE LOVIE!!!