2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Slaky]

Just by looking at the score, it looks like I am going to have to move on to the Illinois basketball team... Which will of course be yet another inevitable disappointment in a long line of them... Guh.

What exactly are you expecting from them?

For fuck's sake, Slak, don't fucking encourage him.  At least not today.

Come on, I want to see if he knows what a disappointment actually is.

[Andy]

Am I the only one who finds the humiliation mitigated by the fact that it should bring with a real head coach to go with the real QB. 

Wait, who am I kidding?  They'd just announce Dave McGinnis is going to be the coach again without telling him.

[Tony]

Am I the only one who finds the humiliation mitigated by the fact that it should bring with a real head coach to go with the real QB. 

That helped yesterday. Not working today.

[SKO]

So are we officially voting the "Fire Lovie Smith" campaign into the non-meathead category? Because I'd really like to be on that bandwagon.

[CT III]

So are we officially voting the "Fire Lovie Smith" campaign into the non-meathead category? Because I'd really like to be on that bandwagon.

Fire up the HATEMOBILE.

[fiveouts]

So are we officially voting the "Fire Lovie Smith" campaign into the non-meathead category? Because I'd really like to be on that bandwagon.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really hate to jump on that bandwagon, but...ugh.  I guess so.

[Waco Kid]

So are we officially voting the "Fire Lovie Smith" campaign into the non-meathead category? Because I'd really like to be on that bandwagon.

As much as I don't want to be, I'm on that bandwagon.

[CubFaninHydePark]

HEY BEARS FAN IN HYDE PARK!!! THAT TOUCHDOWN WAS FOR YOUR HATIN' ASS!@!!!! TAKE OFF YOUR WANNSTEDT PITT JERSEY AND NEVER ROOT FOR THE BEARS AGAIN YOU NEGATIVE, WOURTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT!!!

Just wanted to quote this for the "spoke way too soon" category.

And I haven't even brought the negative today--other than pointing out what was obvious...that Tommie is a gutless fucking asshole for that punch and shouldn't put on a Bears jersey again.  There's no place for that sort of selfish shit on a team that's only a step above the NFL's bottom feeders.

What really drove the point home today was the drive where Kreutz didn't snap the ball, then hitched in snapping it, causing two false starts before a play was run.  There's so little salvageable talent on both sides of the ball right now, that things are probably going to get a lot worse before they get a lot better.  I'm not going to say Lovie is a good coach right now, but I'm also not delusional enough to believe that firing the coach is going to make one damn bit of difference in making bad football players play better than bad football players.

[fiveouts]

 There's so little salvageable talent on both sides of the ball right now, that things are probably going to get a lot worse before they get a lot better.  I'm not going to say Lovie is a good coach right now, but I'm also not delusional enough to believe that firing the coach is going to make one damn bit of difference in making bad football players play better than bad football players.

Horseshit "DOOOOOOOOM FOREVER AND EVER!" posts like this will be the reason why I will be placing a moratorium on reading anything about the Bears in the coming week.  

[BC]

Damn, the Bears are doing just enough now to make the final look respectable. It is 34-21 with 9:00 to go.

[thehawk]

starting to get close to a Dennis Green sighthing here...

[Internet Apex]

God, I'm a sinner and you're gonna fuck me.

[Chuck to Chuck]

starting to get close to a Dennis Green sighthing here...

2:46 PM

[fiveouts]

The refs in this game are challenging the Bears' defense for "shittiest performance of the day."

[SKO]

I think my entire life as a sports fan this year can be summed up by the bonerific excitement I had over being down by only 13 points in the 4th quarter.