2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[PenFoe]

In preparation for tonight's game, the latest trend in 49ers fanwear..

[Internet Apex]

Another Red Zone pick. This one is all on Jay. God fucking damn, I hate this team.

[Internet Apex]

PAULCAST!

One thing Jay is not: Alex Smith. And thank Jebus for that.

[CT III]

This...this is something special.

[Internet Apex]

Hester commits two penalties and slips on a route leading to a long interception return. I want to throw the fuck up. People all over the country have to be tuning this abortion of a football game out. Yet, here I am, powerless to do anything but get cleated on the tip by this garbage. Fuck me.

[Saul Goodman]

So I should be glad we don't get the NFL Network in central Illinois?

[EVILteddie]

Ron Turner caused that 1st INT. Everybody in America knew the Bears were going play action on that 3rd and goal, Turner's goal line strategy is this:

1st and goal - Forte for minimal
2nd and goal - Forte for minimal
3rd and goal - PA! OMGZORS MEGATON!

[CT III]

Why can't these gutless fucking assholes stay onside?

[Internet Apex]

The defense hasn't really given up anything all game yet they still look very mediocre. Two very bad teams.

[CT III]

Seriously, how can Matt Millen be employed as a commentator?

I don't even know if what he's saying is wrong.  It's just that everytime he speaks all I can think is "the man who was the architect of the Detroit Lions teams of the aughts is trying to tell me something about football.  Huh."

[SKO]

I got a handle of Johnny Walker Red tonight because it was on sale for 25 dollars. I'm so, so thankful for that scotch right now.

[Internet Apex]

I got a handle of Johnny Walker Red tonight because it was on sale for 25 dollars. I'm so, so thankful for that scotch right now.

I drank all my Chivas last night. I'm just thankful to have ginger ale to settle my stomach right now. God, I hope they pull this out.

[Waco Kid]

Seriously, how can Matt Millen be employed as a commentator?

I don't even know if what he's saying is wrong.  It's just that everytime he speaks all I can think is "the man who was the architect of the Detroit Lions teams of the aughts is trying to tell me something about football.  Huh."

Two shitty teams and two shitty announcers. It's Thursday Night Football!

[SKO]

Throwing down my romeo on when.

[Internet Apex]

Seriously, how can Matt Millen be employed as a commentator?

I don't even know if what he's saying is wrong.  It's just that everytime he speaks all I can think is "the man who was the architect of the Detroit Lions teams of the aughts is trying to tell me something about football.  Huh."

Two shitty teams and two shitty announcers. It's Thursday Night Football!

It's the BIG TWALVE! Go play intramurals brother.