2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[CBStew]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

[Philberto]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Fantastic

[PenFoe]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?

[Saul Goodman]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?

It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?

[Internet Apex]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?

It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?

Probably someone on his team's face or his face.

[CT III]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

Because he probably would have missed, amiright?

It wouldn't have been intercepted by someone's face on the other team?

Probably someone on his team's face or his face.

Whatever happened, it was Ron Turner's fault for not putting the faces in the right place for them to be punched.

[Saul Goodman]

I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

Fran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

Fran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

[SKO]

Tarkenton, who led the Vikings to three Super Bowls in the 1970s, disputed the notion that Cutler's mechanics needed work. It's a lot simpler than that, he said.

"Great quarterbacks, good quarterbacks, make plays," Tarkenton said on "The Waddle and Silvy Show." "Mechanics is overwrought. Whether they're strong-armed, weak-armed, throw sidearm, throw overhead, they're fast, they're quick, I don't care. I just want someone to make plays. Peyton Manning doesn't look beautiful back there.

Are you kidding me? Peyton Manning? The guy with Textbook mechanics? The guy who has supplanted Dan Marino and Joe Montana as the very Definition of a pocket passer? Yeah, he's just back there winging it. Cutler's mechanics (i.e. his throwing motion and follow through) are fine when he sets his feet. I can't think of one bad pass he's thrown this year when he's set his feet. Too bad he never has time to do that.

[Internet Apex]

I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

Fran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

Yeah, other than The Gray Album, that dude's overrated as fuck.

[BBM]

I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

Fran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

Yeah, other than The Gray Album, that dude's overrated as fuck.

Intrepid Reader: BBM

What? 

[Internet Apex]

I sure am glad ESPN deemed to grant us morans the great website ESPNChicago.com.

Fran Tarkenton admits he hasn't seen much of Jay Cutler, but he saw enough Thursday night to render an opinion on the embattled Chicago Bears quarterback.

IT ALL JAYZ FALT!!!!

Hova?

Yeah, other than The Gray Album, that dude's overrated as fuck.

Intrepid Reader: BBM

What? 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3VVykEt37c

[Pre]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

If this is a serious question, the dude Harris punched was wearing a helmet so it wasn't actually in his face.

[Philberto]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

If this is a serious question, the dude Harris punched was wearing a helmet so it wasn't actually in his face.

He sure did act like Harris' big mitt got through his facemask

[CubFaninHydePark]

As long as I am on the subject of how little I understand the game, I see that Tommie Harris gets fined $7,500 for punching someone in the face.  Cutler gets fined $20,000 for verbally abusing someone.  Why didn't Cutler just punch the official in the face?  It would have been much cheaper, and far more satisfying.

The disparity is a total joke--but it's also patently offensive that anyone would be fined $20,000 for what they said.  There's no way an NFL official's psyche or authority is worth that much money.  There's no way their collective authority is worth that much.