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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1020 on: November 17, 2009, 11:36:11 AM »
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1022 on: November 18, 2009, 02:30:28 PM »
This might be the first semi-reasonable analysis of the Cutler-Orton trade I've seen.  There is a decided lack of post-game press conference behavior analysis in the article, however.

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/story/12536046/cutler-orton-living-up-and-down-to-expectations

QuoteRight now, I would take the Bears in this trade.

That takes the Bears up to 5-5, right? 

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1023 on: November 18, 2009, 04:11:36 PM »
One of my favorite moments of a Bill Simmons podcast was one where he was ripping Charley Casserly for being a know-nothing dope who acts like an expert on TV.  Then, he talked about how the Texans made the kind of move that dopes like Casserly would never make when they took Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.  He had no idea that the guy who made that decision, the guy he was praising, was the guy he had just ripped one sentence before.

He should write a 700 page book about that.


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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1024 on: November 18, 2009, 06:20:32 PM »
Quote from: Andy on November 18, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
One of my favorite moments of a Bill Simmons podcast was one where he was ripping Charley Casserly for being a know-nothing dope who acts like an expert on TV.  Then, he talked about how the Texans made the kind of move that dopes like Casserly would never make when they took Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.  He had no idea that the guy who made that decision, the guy he was praising, was the guy he had just ripped one sentence before.

He should write a 700 page book about that.



Come on Andy, who would be dumb enough to buy a 700 page book written by Bill Simmons?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1025 on: November 18, 2009, 06:45:46 PM »
Quote from: CT III on November 18, 2009, 06:20:32 PM
Quote from: Andy on November 18, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
One of my favorite moments of a Bill Simmons podcast was one where he was ripping Charley Casserly for being a know-nothing dope who acts like an expert on TV.  Then, he talked about how the Texans made the kind of move that dopes like Casserly would never make when they took Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.  He had no idea that the guy who made that decision, the guy he was praising, was the guy he had just ripped one sentence before.

He should write a 700 page book about that.



Come on Andy, who would be dumb enough to buy read a 700 page book word article written by Bill Simmons?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1026 on: November 18, 2009, 08:44:58 PM »
Quote from: Andy on November 18, 2009, 04:11:36 PM
One of my favorite moments of a Bill Simmons podcast was one where he was ripping Charley Casserly for being a know-nothing dope who acts like an expert on TV.  Then, he talked about how the Texans made the kind of move that dopes like Casserly would never make when they took Mario Williams instead of Reggie Bush.  He had no idea that the guy who made that decision, the guy he was praising, was the guy he had just ripped one sentence before.

He should write a 700 page book about that.



Why would you listen to a Bill Simmons podcast?  Yeah, I still read his stuff, but listen to him?


Dork.


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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1027 on: November 19, 2009, 12:20:19 AM »
Rosenblog confirms what we already knew: he is a douchebag.  Jay McNown?  Really?  That makes me look even more forward to when the Bears get him some help on offense so he can shove it down these idiots' throats.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1028 on: November 19, 2009, 12:25:37 AM »
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 19, 2009, 12:20:19 AM
Rosenblog confirms what we already knew: he is a douchebag.  Jay McNown?  Really?  That makes me look even more forward to when the Bears get him some help on offense so he can shove it down these idiots' throats.

Does anyone really care about the Tribune's poker reporter thoughts on Cutler?  What's Ask Amy's Opinion on the mideast peace process?

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1029 on: November 19, 2009, 12:41:14 AM »
Quote from: BBM on November 19, 2009, 12:25:37 AM
Quote from: C-C-Cats on November 19, 2009, 12:20:19 AM
Rosenblog confirms what we already knew: he is a douchebag.  Jay McNown?  Really?  That makes me look even more forward to when the Bears get him some help on offense so he can shove it down these idiots' throats.

Does anyone really care about the Tribune's poker reporter thoughts on Cutler?  What's Ask Amy's Opinion on the mideast peace process?

Not really, I'm just stuck at home sick and nothing heals like ANGER.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1030 on: November 19, 2009, 09:22:05 AM »

Fuck the Iggles.

That is all.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1031 on: November 19, 2009, 12:55:38 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2009, 09:22:05 AM

Fuck the Iggles.

That is all.

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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1032 on: November 19, 2009, 01:38:32 PM »
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2009, 09:22:05 AM

Fuck the Iggles.

That is all.

That's how people in Pissburgh say it, you know.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1033 on: November 19, 2009, 06:51:51 PM »
Quote from: CubFaninHydePark on November 19, 2009, 01:38:32 PM
Quote from: Fork on November 19, 2009, 09:22:05 AM

Fuck the Iggles.

That is all.

That's how people in Pissburgh say it, you know.

The people in Pissburgh can do whatever they want, up until God hits the flush handle.
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Re: 2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers
« Reply #1034 on: November 20, 2009, 07:02:36 AM »
Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.