2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Internet Apex]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

[SKO]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

[Internet Apex]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

That's why we pay you the big bucks, cap'm.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

That's why we pay you the big bucks, cap'm.

FWIW, SKO also assured me at the start of the season that Denver would never notch more than 4 wins this year and that Juice Williams would light up the Big Ten.

[SKO]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

That's why we pay you the big bucks, cap'm.

FWIW, SKO also assured me at the start of the season that Denver would never notch more than 4 wins this year and that Juice Williams would light up the Big Ten.

.....Damn you.

[Internet Apex]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

That's why we pay you the big bucks, cap'm.

FWIW, SKO also assured me at the start of the season that Denver would never notch more than 4 wins this year and that Juice Williams would light up the Big Ten.

Maybe he meant four in a row. Oh, wait...

[SKO]

Ortman not playing Sunday. I remember him getting an ankle injury last year and sucking after he came back. It seems to be his thing.

This is his other ankle though. He says it won't affect him as much because he won't have to push off of it. Teams are on to the Broncos little jagoff short passing game though. I think it's DOOOOOOM either way. SKO was right. Denver's probably playing the same number of games as the Bears this year.

That's why we pay you the big bucks, cap'm.

FWIW, SKO also assured me at the start of the season that Denver would never notch more than 4 wins this year and that Juice Williams would light up the Big Ten.

Maybe he meant four in a row. Oh, wait...

I meant 4 against the NFC East. And they didn't.

[Saul Goodman]

I'll start.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

Edit: for getting FACED

[fiveouts]

Khalil Bell Shploogefest.

[Joe]

Is Cutler aware that if no one is open and there is an open lane, quarterbacks can actually run with the ball past the line of scrimmage?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Khalil Kahlil Bell Shploogefest.

No, really'd

[Saul Goodman]

Khalil Bell Shploogefest.

Longest run for the Bears since 1989.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Intrepid Reader: Joe Francis Buck

That was a disgusting act by Devin Hester.

[BC]

Dang it, I was a few minutes too slow to get the first Buck-Hester joke on here.

Another wonderfully officiated NFL game. I didn't know that if you just ran into the middle of a pile you are automatically granted first downs.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I didn't know that if you just ran into the middle of a pile you are automatically granted first downs.

You're not good at this.