2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[BH]

DeSean Jackson spent two seasons playing for the University of California.  He went pro after his junior year.  When NBC ran videos of the players introducing themselves, Jackson said his alma mater was "Long Beach Poly".  Long Beach Poly?  What in the hell is that?  Didn't anyone here in Berkeley tell him the name of his school?  I guess he stood too close to Marshawn Lynch during the National Anthems.  

Long Beach Poly is a high school in Long Beach, CA. Among its alumni are my fiancee, Snoop Dogg and Milton Bradley.

EDIT: And Cameron Diaz.

Snoop Dogg is your fiancee? Get outta town!

[Internet Apex]

DeSean Jackson spent two seasons playing for the University of California.  He went pro after his junior year.  When NBC ran videos of the players introducing themselves, Jackson said his alma mater was "Long Beach Poly".  Long Beach Poly?  What in the hell is that?  Didn't anyone here in Berkeley tell him the name of his school?  I guess he stood too close to Marshawn Lynch during the National Anthems.  

Long Beach Poly is a high school in Long Beach, CA. Among its alumni are my fiancee, Snoop Dogg and Milton Bradley.

EDIT: And Cameron Diaz.

Snoop Dogg is your fiancee? Get outta town!

I love his Doggystyle.

[Pre]

my fiancee, Snoop Dogg and Milton Bradley.

EDIT: And Cameron Diaz.

For your sake I hope that list is in ascending order of crazy.

[Internet Apex]

my fiancee, Snoop Dogg, Milton Bradley, my ex.

For your sake I hope that list is in ascending order of crazy.

It is now.

[Chuck to Chuck]

Hub Arkush via WSCR reporting that the Bears have expressed informal interest to John Gruden, Mike Shanahan and Bill Cowher.

[Philberto]

Hub Arkush via WSCR reporting that the Bears have expressed informal interest to John Gruden, Mike Shanahan and Bill Cowher.

I've expressed informal interest into having a three-way with Marisa Miller and IAN

[Brownie]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

[Chuck to Chuck]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

My first choice.  Sadly, the Bears have no draft picks left to trade for him.

[Eli]

Hub Arkush via WSCR reporting that the Bears have expressed informal interest to John Gruden, Mike Shanahan and Bill Cowher.

No way they'd reach out in the middle of the season with Lovie still coaching and under contract.  Not a chance.  That's not Bear football.

[PenFoe]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

This would be the best choice.

However, he's not going anywhere.

In case you haven't noticed, the Titans are (somewhat) back in the mix this year.

[Brownie]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

This would be the best choice.

However, he's not going anywhere.

In case you haven't noticed, the Titans are (somewhat) back in the mix this year.

Oh, I've noticed. I've also noticed that Bud Adams is batshit crazy and the Titans have a much more difficult stretch coming up. Shanahan would be a fine choice.

[Internet Apex]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

This would be the best choice.

However, he's not going anywhere.

In case you haven't noticed, the Titans are (somewhat) back in the mix this year.

Oh, I've noticed. I've also noticed that Bud Adams is batshit crazy and the Titans have a much more difficult stretch coming up. Shanahan would be a fine choice.

I'd like to see Lovie Smith get one more year and Soldier's Field have no roof on it ever.

[Philberto]

Jeff Fisher, anybody?

This would be the best choice.

However, he's not going anywhere.

In case you haven't noticed, the Titans are (somewhat) back in the mix this year.

4-6 with Millen putting money on them running the table? They're doomed for failure now.

[SKO]

Hub Arkush via WSCR reporting that the Bears have expressed informal interest to John Gruden, Mike Shanahan and Bill Cowher.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!, Yes, Okay.

[fiveouts]

I'm not sure where all of this Mike Shanahan love comes from, considering he's been a pretty mediocre coach over the last 7 years or so.  Aside from that, he'd be coming with the uber-crappy Bob Slowik as D-Coordinator.  I can't imagine Shanahan would come without a GM-type title, either, and Maurice Clarett can tell you just how good Shanahan was at evaluating talent.