2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Waco Kid]

Go Mike Imrem.

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=344066

He knows how to rile up the stupid, I'll give him that.

I give this article a rating of five meatballs.

[Tony]

Go Mike Imrem.

http://www.dailyherald.com/story/?id=344066

Where indeed is Papa Bear?
Where have you gone, Walter Payton, a city turns its lonely eyes to you?

They're fucking dead.

Where is the owner hesitant for whatever reason, financial or friendship, to fire the head coach or general manager?

Is he pining for an owner that is hesitant to fire the coach and GM?

[MAD]

If I recall correctly, there was a brief shining moment in local history when Mike Imrem seemed to be on the right path, a suburban paper answer to Bob Verdi, if you will. I'm thinking this would be around 1987--but it could also be my still-emerging critically-developing mind was unable to pick up on how ham-handed and awful he may have actually been.  Regardless, he has been absolutely awful for at least 2 solid decades now.  Rick Morrissey can only dream of such voluminous sucktitude.

[Slaky]

How about those Broncos and Kyle Ortman?

Who could have seen them going 2-7 down the stretch? You know, other than everybody.

[Pre]

Nice of ESPN to bring about 5 cameras with them to the game and then point 3 of them at the crowd.

[fiveouts]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

[Slaky]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

[CT III]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

You fucking apologist.

[fiveouts]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

He's the greatest human since Derek Jeter.  

[Slaky]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

You fucking apologist.

I'm just trying to piss people off. I don't believe any of that.

[CT III]

Would it be too much to ask for someone to make sure that Brett Favre leaves this game unconscious, if for no other reason than to see Gruden, Jaworksi, et. al. personally run down to the field to administer mouth-to-mouth? 

Generally when a hall of fame quarterback is leading the top team in the conference against a horseshit team with a QB leading the league in interceptions, he's going to get some praise.

You fucking apologist.

I'm just trying to piss people off. I don't believe any of that.

And I'm drunk and stirring shit up.  I don't care about your beliefs.

[Saul Goodman]

Utler, uther uckers.

[fiveouts]

So I'm in Mexico watching this game.  Things I would consider strange about ESPN Vivo:

1. For some reason, they had some guy do the bumpers coming back from commercial,  instead of Tirico et. al.  But they were in English.  
2.  There was at least a 7 minute interview with Roberto Garza on the field after the game.
3.  The intro to SportsCenter referred to Chad Ochocinco as "Black Mexican."  

[Waco Kid]

Fuck you Vikings
Fuck you Favruh
Fuck you Gruden

[Slaky]

So I'm in Mexico watching this game.  Things I would consider strange about ESPN Vivo:

1. For some reason, they had some guy do the bumpers coming back from commercial,  instead of Tirico et. al.  But they were in English.  
2.  There was at least a 7 minute interview with Roberto Garza on the field after the game.
3.  The intro to SportsCenter referred to Chad Ochocinco as "Black Mexican."  

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