2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[SKO]

This article is optimistic.

By Dan Arkush

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At first read, this seems like the most insightful article on the Bears I've read in my entire life. But what would you be willing to bet that Dan? Arkush just interviewed Hub and passed that bald-headed coot off as an "inside source?"

EDIT: A cursory glance at the Arkush Family Tree reveals that Dan is Hub's less-famous brother. Nice gig.

IIRC, Hub's dad is the one who started this local media empire.

Art Arkush is the responsible party. Correct.

I smell bullshit on the "unnamed sources". Especially the ones trashing Urlacher. I'm not defending that moran but are we supposed to believe Urlacher turned the team against Cade McNown? The jackass that was there a year before Urlacher got there and spent a grand total of 9 games on the same field as Brian? That was Big Cat who lead the anti-Cade charge, the same way Thomas Jones and any moron who wondered why the fuck the Bears drafted Cedric Benson "turned" the locker room against Ced, not Urlacher. A lot of the criticisms are valid, but its just another bitter Arkush hack job.

Cade was a turd, but one of the things that bothered me about that period in time was how free people like Williams and Blake Broccoli Flower felt to spout off on him when in reality they were mediocre players on a bad-to-mediocre team and shouldn't have been talking shit about anybody or anything other than their own unique brand of bittersweet awful football.  I still remember one game when McNown was on the ground and, instead of helping him up like a teammate, Williams basically rag-dolled him off the turf.  The fact that these turdblossoms were comfortable to act like roosters when the entire team should have instead been on alert is yet another example of why I hate how buddy/buddy the media gets with some of these hacktards.

You've got a problem with the 1993 Bears offense? 19th in rushing yards despte being 7th in rushing attempts while dead last in both passing attempts and yardage? Sounds like BEARFOOTBALL to me.

Things got even better the next year, in 1994, on the 1,456 times Lewis Tillman ran into the scrum at the line of scrimmage for two yards.

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I remember Lewis Tillman. The 1994 season is the first one I really remember with clarity. I remember bits of 1993. So I had Rick Wilkins and the 1994 Bears to give me false hope for my two favorite sports teams early in life.

[Oleg]

Is there a thread on here that you two don't turn into the most depressing turdthread on this board?  I know that being a Chicago sports fan comes with a certain self-loathing, but holy fuck.

Stay out of the Blackhawks thread...and Riverdale!

[SKO]

Is there a thread on here that you two don't turn into the most depressing turdthread on this board?  I know that being a Chicago sports fan comes with a certain self-loathing, but holy fuck.

Stay out of the Blackhawks thread...and Riverdale!

I'll stay out of your goddamned ice soccer thread if you stay out of my country you lousy damn cossack.

[Quality Start Machine]

Is there a thread on here that you two don't turn into the most depressing turdthread on this board?  I know that being a Chicago sports fan comes with a certain self-loathing, but holy fuck.

Stay out of the Blackhawks thread...and Riverdale!

I'll stay out of your goddamned ice soccer thread if you stay out of my country you lousy damn cossack.

He just goes under the fence. There's nothing you can do.

[CT III]

Cade was a turd, but one of the things that bothered me about that period in time was how free people like Williams and Blake Broccoli Flower felt to spout off on him when in reality they were mediocre players on a bad-to-mediocre team and shouldn't have been talking shit about anybody or anything other than their own unique brand of bittersweet awful football.  I still remember one game when McNown was on the ground and, instead of helping him up like a teammate, Williams basically rag-dolled him off the turf.  The fact that these turdblossoms were comfortable to act like roosters when the entire team should have instead been on alert is yet another example of why I hate how buddy/buddy the media gets with some of these hacktards.

Fuck that.  Far be it from me to discourage your Big Cat HATE, but anybody who wants to can rail on fucking Cade McNown as far as I'm concerned.  If Todd Sauerbrun wants to travel back in time and assassinate him, I'd support that douchenozzle.

[PenFoe]

Is there a thread on here that you two don't turn into the most depressing turdthread on this board?  I know that being a Chicago sports fan comes with a certain self-loathing, but holy fuck.

Stay out of the Blackhawks thread...and Riverdale!

I'll stay out of your goddamned ice soccer thread if you stay out of my country you lousy damn cossack.

He just goes under the fence. There's nothing you can do.

Because he's short?
Is that what you're saying?

[R-V]

This article is optimistic.

By Dan Arkush

?

At first read, this seems like the most insightful article on the Bears I've read in my entire life. But what would you be willing to bet that Dan? Arkush just interviewed Hub and passed that bald-headed coot off as an "inside source?"

EDIT: A cursory glance at the Arkush Family Tree reveals that Dan is Hub's less-famous brother. Nice gig.

IIRC, Hub's dad is the one who started this local media empire.

Art Arkush is the responsible party. Correct.

I smell bullshit on the "unnamed sources". Especially the ones trashing Urlacher. I'm not defending that moran but are we supposed to believe Urlacher turned the team against Cade McNown? The jackass that was there a year before Urlacher got there and spent a grand total of 9 games on the same field as Brian? That was Big Cat who lead the anti-Cade charge, the same way Thomas Jones and any moron who wondered why the fuck the Bears drafted Cedric Benson "turned" the locker room against Ced, not Urlacher. A lot of the criticisms are valid, but its just another bitter Arkush hack job.

Cade was a turd, but one of the things that bothered me about that period in time was how free people like Williams and Blake Broccoli Flower felt to spout off on him when in reality they were mediocre players on a bad-to-mediocre team and shouldn't have been talking shit about anybody or anything other than their own unique brand of bittersweet awful football.  I still remember one game when McNown was on the ground and, instead of helping him up like a teammate, Williams basically rag-dolled him off the turf.  The fact that these turdblossoms were comfortable to act like roosters when the entire team should have instead been on alert is yet another example of why I hate how buddy/buddy the media gets with some of these hacktards.

You've got a problem with the 1993 Bears offense? 19th in rushing yards despte being 7th in rushing attempts while dead last in both passing attempts and yardage? Sounds like BEARFOOTBALL to me.

Things got even better the next year, in 1994, on the 1,456 times Lewis Tillman ran into the scrum at the line of scrimmage for two yards.

I'm starting to get the feeling that you don't like "Big Fat."

[Internet Apex]

Cade McNown: Turd.

Now please stop.

[Quality Start Machine]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed irritated should fans of the Texans Giants be?

J-E-T-S, JETS, JETS, JETS!'d

[Waco Kid]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

Fans of the Texans should be pissed at the Texans for losing a home game to the Jets.

[SKO]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

[PenFoe]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Any fan of any non-playoff AFC team has nothing to be pissed at except the shitty team that they root for for losing handfuls of easily winnable games.

[Quality Start Machine]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Not very. The Giants burst into flames during the Saints game, and will still be smoldering when training camp opens.

The fact that the Jets caught two tank games is coincidental.

[CT III]

On an unrelated note, how lucky were the Jets to catch two straight tank jobs, and how pissed should fans of the Texans be?

Very, and very.

How awesome is it that despite your team's epic collapse from a 5-0 start culminating in back to back 41-9 and 44-6 routs, you feel validated by making snarky comments about the Jets "sneaking" into the playoffs?

Wait, are you saying it's wrong for us to feel validated by making snarky comments about teams we don't like when our teams fail?  Because that's pretty much what this message board was founded on.