2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Kermit IV]

except for Weis' offense, which was completely overhauled into the closest thing the NFL has to a pure spread offense and became the most prolific offense in NFL history without him after they added Randy Moss and Wes Welker

Someone to throw to'd.

Not saying you're entirely wrong, but I don't think you can completely discredit a guy who was the offensive coordinator for three Super Bowl winners.  He's a terrible head coach for a lot of reasons, but I think he knows how to run an offense pretty well.

After re-reading this, it has all of the factual backing of a Fork argument, but I'm going to post it anyway.

I still think that Weis is actually a good quarterbacks coach, which would certainly make him a big, fat part of the offensive success.  How he's a good quarterbacks coach, I have no idea.

[Pre]

How he's a good quarterbacks coach, I have no idea.

Volume! [/fork]

[SKO]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

[Waco Kid]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

Well now what? I don't like the idea of Martz being the offensive coordinator, but then there is the prospect of this rant.

[CT III]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

Well now what? I don't like the idea of Martz being the offensive coordinator, but then there is the prospect of this rant.

Mike Martz's offense combined with Lovie Smith's Tampa 2 defense?  I'm for it.  It's about time the Bears dragged their philosophy into the late 90's.

[JD]

Mike Martz is awesome. 

[CubFaninHydePark]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

[Tony]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Never.

[Ivy6]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Never.

I'll never forget the way they thrilled the nation with it.

[CubFaninHydePark]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Fast WR's and a gun slinging QB and a great offensive line are working in Minnesota. 

[Slaky]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Fast WR's and a gun slinging QB and a great offensive line are working in Minnesota. 

You're confusing fast with good.

[Tony]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the “Bearly legal Show” on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

“He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it’s a done deal” states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Fast WR's and a gun slinging QB and a great offensive line are working in Minnesota. 

You're confusing fast with good.

No Martz is a genius. His idea of having fast players is way smarter than all the other coaches who prefer slow players.

[Internet Apex]

Not sure how accurate it is, but que SKO ANGER

Mike Martz will be the new offensive coordinator for the Chicago Bears. 

Andy Maisonneuve, Bears beat reporter for the "Bearly legal Show" on 670TheScore.com , has confirmed with an inside source in the Bears organization that Martz is getting the job.

"He has not signed the dotted line yet, however my sources tell me it's a done deal" states Maisonneuve.

Since its not on Profootballtalk, and since Phillips denied it, I'll breathe a sigh of relief for the moment. But if they hire Mike Martz, I promise you all the greatest rant in the history of rants. Rants about Mike Martz being the Bears offensive coordinator, that is.

The Bears have fast WR's and a gun slinging QB.  That worked well for Martz before.

The T formation worked well before too. Or did you forget?

Fast WR's and a gun slinging QB and a great offensive line are working in Minnesota. 

You're confusing fast with good.

No Martz is a genius. His idea of having fast players is way smarter than all the other coaches who prefer slow players.

He and AngeLove are made for one another. How could this not come true?

[Pre]

I have no doubt that his speed based offense will thrive on the worst field in the league.