2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[BH]

Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

[Kermit IV]

DPD, I guess. The Bears are supposedly looking at Ken Zampese, the QB coach for the Bengals, as a possible offensive coordinator. In case you were wondering, yes, he did work with Lovie in St. Louis. One rumor is that Martz recommended the Bears hire Zampese, meaning that Lovie's obviously figured out that Martz would be an unpopular hire, but he's determined to get that system for the Bears anyways since it won a Superbowl, once, ya know, just like the Tampa Two did, so it's got to be a good system. I hate this fucking team.

They'd be better off with Ernie Zampese.

I'd like to see them go after Lane Kiffin, Ken Zampese, Brian Schottenheimer, and Jim Mora Jr. and just call it the All Nepotism Team. 

Maybe George W. Bush and Paris Hilton too.

Brian Griese.

Joe Buck, Chip Caray, and tHom Brennaman can do the games.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD, I guess. The Bears are supposedly looking at Ken Zampese, the QB coach for the Bengals, as a possible offensive coordinator. In case you were wondering, yes, he did work with Lovie in St. Louis. One rumor is that Martz recommended the Bears hire Zampese, meaning that Lovie's obviously figured out that Martz would be an unpopular hire, but he's determined to get that system for the Bears anyways since it won a Superbowl, once, ya know, just like the Tampa Two did, so it's got to be a good system. I hate this fucking team.

They'd be better off with Ernie Zampese.

I'd like to see them go after Lane Kiffin, Ken Zampese, Brian Schottenheimer, and Jim Mora Jr. and just call it the All Nepotism Team. 

Maybe George W. Bush and Paris Hilton too.

Brian Griese.

Joe Buck, Chip Caray, and tHom Brennaman can do the games.

Andy McPhail can be GM.

[Gil Gunderson]

Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

[Internet Apex]

Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

Nah, he just walks around in it barefooted blowing up stuff and pissing people off.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Rex.

"Texans beat writer John McClain speculates that Rex Grossman won't be back with the Texans next season.
Dan Orlovsky is expected to be Matt Schaub's backup in 2010. Grossman will try to find work as a No. 2 man elsewhere.
Source: Houston Chronicle "

Does he work out of Nakatomi Plaza too?

Nah, he just walks around in it barefooted blowing up stuff and pissing people off.

Hughie thinks this is all very arcane.

[PenFoe]

Intrepid Reader: BH

ESPN's Adam Schefter reports former Bills interim coach Perry Fewell is "planning to accept" the Giants' defensive coordinator position over the Bears'.
It's a bit surprising, as Schefter reported earlier in the week that Fewell would accept the Bears' job if it was offered. Fewell's Cover-2 philosophy also would have been a much more natural fit with Lovie Smith, who already has the system in place. Fewell, one of best defensive backs coaches in the league, will be asked to fix the Giants' leaky secondary.

[MAD]

How does one qualify one as being one of the "best defensive back coaches in the league"?

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:



?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

[Internet Apex]

Am I the only one who has no idea who that guy is?

[Indolent Reader]

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!

[Indolent Reader]

At this point, Nothing's Shocking.

[MAD]

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!

Hopefully the Bears will have someone within Three Days.

[Slaky]

And am I the only one who has an image of this guy in his head whenever he hears his name:

I thought I was the only one!

So this is what it feels like... when doves cry.

Thirded.  Fortunately, it sounds like we're done with Sergio.

Here we go!

Hopefully the Bears will have someone within Three Days.

Hopefully we don't just hire the first guy comin' down the mountain.