2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[Saul Goodman]

But hey, we've still got Dusty Dvorachek!

And Mike Tice to work miracles with the O-line!

[Ivy6]

But hey, we've still got Dusty Dvorachek!

And Mike Tice to work miracles with the O-line!

I'm not buying it.  I was told Rod Marinelli works miracles with D-lines, but all we have to show for one year of his teaching is a fatality.

[Quality Start Machine]

But hey, we've still got Dusty Dvorachek!

And Mike Tice to work miracles with the O-line!

I'm not buying it.  I was told Rod Marinelli works miracles with D-lines, but all we have to show for one year of his teaching is a fatality.

Kill one, and everyone else gets with the program. You'll see.

[Waco Kid]

But hey, we've still got Dusty Dvorachek!

And Mike Tice to work miracles with the O-line!

I'm not buying it.  I was told Rod Marinelli works miracles with D-lines, but all we have to show for one year of his teaching is a fatality.

Maybe Rod can help out with the O Line.

[Eli]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

[Slaky]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

He's anal retentive, a bit of a jerk. He likes a run based offense but will go 5 wide on occasion. He's one of those guys who likes to have a ton of different personnel packages and criticize every route in every play. He does like to throw to the tight end, so that's a bonus. Sounds like he's entirely mediocre, which means he's a perfect hire for the Bears.

[Internet Apex]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

He's anal retentive, a bit of a jerk. He likes a run based offense but will go 5 wide on occasion. He's one of those guys who likes to have a ton of different personnel packages and criticize every route in every play. He does like to throw to the tight end, so that's a bonus. Sounds like he's entirely mediocre, which means he's a perfect hire for the Bears.

Didn't he have his political forum single handedly destroyed by a troll (through sophistry, natch)? nice choice jerry

[JD]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

He's anal retentive, a bit of a jerk. He likes a run based offense but will go 5 wide on occasion. He's one of those guys who likes to have a ton of different personnel packages and criticize every route in every play. He does like to throw to the tight end, so that's a bonus. Sounds like he's entirely mediocre, which means he's a perfect hire for the Bears.

Didn't he have his political forum single handedly destroyed by a troll (through sophistry, natch)? nice choice jerry

Did anyone ever find that CHUD thread?

[Slaky]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

He's anal retentive, a bit of a jerk. He likes a run based offense but will go 5 wide on occasion. He's one of those guys who likes to have a ton of different personnel packages and criticize every route in every play. He does like to throw to the tight end, so that's a bonus. Sounds like he's entirely mediocre, which means he's a perfect hire for the Bears.

Didn't he have his political forum single handedly destroyed by a troll (through sophistry, natch)? nice choice jerry

Did anyone ever find that CHUD thread?

I don't think CHUD is a real place.

[Internet Apex]

David Haugh says the Bears should hire Rob Chudzinski. 

Slaky, wasn't he the Browns' o-coordinator when your brother was there?

He's anal retentive, a bit of a jerk. He likes a run based offense but will go 5 wide on occasion. He's one of those guys who likes to have a ton of different personnel packages and criticize every route in every play. He does like to throw to the tight end, so that's a bonus. Sounds like he's entirely mediocre, which means he's a perfect hire for the Bears.

Didn't he have his political forum single handedly destroyed by a troll (through sophistry, natch)? nice choice jerry

Did anyone ever find that CHUD thread?

I don't think CHUD is a real place.

Years ago I mined the place for the massive pot of glittery gold Paul promised but came up FAIL. Somebody more enterprising than myself might give it another go. Or not.

http://chud.com/forum/

[BH]

www.rotoworld.com

"There are reportedly "rumblings at the Senior Bowl" that the Bears can't find an offensive coordinator because candidates are turned off by the prospect of having to coach Jay Cutler.
The perception, presumably, is that Cutler ran ex-Bears OC Ron Turner out of Chicago, which it would be hard to disagree with. It would also be hard to argue that Turner did a good enough job in the first place. There is a more logical perception that OC candidates don't want to work under head coach Lovie Smith, who's entering a "win or else" situation in 2010.
Source: National Football Post"

I WILL NOT COACH A PRO BOWL QUARTERBACK! LOOK WHAT HE DID TO RON TURNER

[Eli]

As we sit and laugh at the Vikings' loss in the NFC Championship game, the Bears can't even get anyone to interview for a coordinator position.  They're now losing candidates who would rather work with Al Davis and JaMarcus Russell.

Baltimore Ravens quarterbacks coach Hue Jackson, who was headed to Chicago for an interview with the Bears today, was a last-minute scratch, according to an NFL source with knowledge of the situation. Multiple reports say Jackson instead has taken the offensive-coordinator job with the Oakland Raiders.

[Waco Kid]

As we sit and laugh at the Vikings' loss in the NFC Championship game, the Bears can't even get anyone to interview for a coordinator position.  They're now losing candidates who would rather work with Al Davis and JaMarcus Russell.

Baltimore Ravens quarterbacks coach Hue Jackson, who was headed to Chicago for an interview with the Bears today, was a last-minute scratch, according to an NFL source with knowledge of the situation. Multiple reports say Jackson instead has taken the offensive-coordinator job with the Oakland Raiders.

Can we have the lockout next season? We certainly won't be missing anything with the Bears.

[Yeti]

www.rotoworld.com

"There are reportedly "rumblings at the Senior Bowl" that the Bears can't find an offensive coordinator because candidates are turned off by the prospect of having to coach Jay Cutler.
The perception, presumably, is that Cutler ran ex-Bears OC Ron Turner out of Chicago, which it would be hard to disagree with. It would also be hard to argue that Turner did a good enough job in the first place. There is a more logical perception that OC candidates don't want to work under head coach Lovie Smith, who's entering a "win or else" situation in 2010.
Source: National Football Post"

I WILL NOT COACH A PRO BOWL QUARTERBACK! LOOK WHAT HE DID TO RON TURNER

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

[Pre]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.