2009-10 Bears Season: Utler, 'Uther 'Uckers

[CT III]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

[Saul Goodman]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

Oh there's plenty of picks though.  Or so I'm told by all those who think they should've kept Ortman.

[Kermit IV]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

[Internet Apex]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

[JD]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

And are you sure you heard them right?  How'd they pronounce "Tice"?

[Indolent Reader]

Is Ron Turner LOL'ing right now?  OMG!  WTF?

[Kermit IV]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

That Purdue basketball sucks.

[BH]

Is Ron Turner LOL'ing right now?  OMG!  WTF?

I'm assuming your question is directed at RV?

[Internet Apex]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

That Purdue basketball sucks.

Bastards! I'm calling their asses tomorrow. This won't stand.

[Tinker to Evers to Chance]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

They told me you guys look like dorks.

[Jon]

This makes me ANGRY. It better be the latter explanation. If some fucking coach doesn't think he can handle a professional quarterback then he needs to find a new fucking profession

It's not true at all.  It's just standard stirring up shit media idiocy because they have nothing interesting to say.

The truth is:
1) The offensive line is garbage
2) Aromashodu is possibly their best receiver
3) Lovie will demand a conservative offense
4) There are no picks to fix any of it
5) There is a huge chance that that everyone from GM through water boy is fired next season

So, if you are a solid coach with a job you don't want to leave for a bad situation where you'll probably get fired.
If you're a younger guy who wants to show the league what you can do you have no tools or control to do it.
If you're a crazy egotistical self-styled genius you have no chance to unleash your crazy pass happy offense.

I have the feeling that Mike Tice is going to be getting a promotion in short order.

That's what Mully and Hanley were saying last week.  They were guessing that Tice is the backup plan.

What else did they say?

They told me you guys look like dorks.

THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!

[BH]

What excitement! This is Bear football!

"Bears DL coach Rod Marinelli says he is open to becoming the team's defensive coordinator if they can't find anyone else.
Chicago's defensive coordinator search took an abrupt halt after the team lost out on Perry Fewell to the Giants. "Whatever Lovie needs, I'll do," Marinelli said. "If the field needs to be mowed, I'll bring my hand-mower out."
Source: Chicago Tribune "

www.rotoworld.com

[CT III]

What excitement! This is Bear football!

"Bears DL coach Rod Marinelli says he is open to becoming the team's defensive coordinator if they can't find anyone else.
Chicago's defensive coordinator search took an abrupt halt after the team lost out on Perry Fewell to the Giants. "Whatever Lovie needs, I'll do," Marinelli said. "If the field needs to be mowed, I'll bring my hand-mower out."
Source: Chicago Tribune "

www.rotoworld.com

Is it wrong that I'm starting to enjoy this?  Anybody can put together a playoff team or Super Bowl contender, but this sort of organizational disfunction is usually only found in franchises where madmen have been in power for years.  The Bears are way ahead of schedule.

[Brownie]

What excitement! This is Bear football!

"Bears DL coach Rod Marinelli says he is open to becoming the team's defensive coordinator if they can't find anyone else.
Chicago's defensive coordinator search took an abrupt halt after the team lost out on Perry Fewell to the Giants. "Whatever Lovie needs, I'll do," Marinelli said. "If the field needs to be mowed, I'll bring my hand-mower out."
Source: Chicago Tribune "

www.rotoworld.com

Is it wrong that I'm starting to enjoy this?  Anybody can put together a playoff team or Super Bowl contender, but this sort of organizational disfunction is usually only found in franchises where madmen have been in power for years.  The Bears are way ahead of schedule.

What else are you supposed to enjoy? A bunch of "lifelong" Colts fans who only discovered pro football over the past decade seeing their "beloved" franchise win its second Super Bowl? A talent-filled draft benefiting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Denver Broncos? An offseason of "Will Brett play or not next year" drama?

[CT III]

What excitement! This is Bear football!

"Bears DL coach Rod Marinelli says he is open to becoming the team's defensive coordinator if they can't find anyone else.
Chicago's defensive coordinator search took an abrupt halt after the team lost out on Perry Fewell to the Giants. "Whatever Lovie needs, I'll do," Marinelli said. "If the field needs to be mowed, I'll bring my hand-mower out."
Source: Chicago Tribune "

www.rotoworld.com

Is it wrong that I'm starting to enjoy this?  Anybody can put together a playoff team or Super Bowl contender, but this sort of organizational disfunction is usually only found in franchises where madmen have been in power for years.  The Bears are way ahead of schedule.

What else are you supposed to enjoy? A bunch of "lifelong" Colts fans who only discovered pro football over the past decade seeing their "beloved" franchise win its second Super Bowl? A talent-filled draft benefiting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and Denver Broncos? An offseason of "Will Brett play or not next year" drama?

You're trying to bring me down, TJ, but it won't work.  I'm going to laugh hysterically when the Bears announce that Mike Tice and Rod Marinelli are the OC and DC for 2010.