Survivor Football

[CubFaninHydePark]

I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

How many more opponents do the Lions have?

[Internet Apex]

The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

[flannj]

The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In After week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Still holds true'd

[*In a Nutsack]

The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war hero awesome in that game yesterday.

[Internet Apex]

The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war guitar hero awesome in that game yesterday.

Lions, dude'd.

[Saul Goodman]

The Lie-Downs scored some points today and look like a four-win team. In week one you know nothing about anybody and the defending champs in that Thursday Night affair are undefeated. I'm stiill alive, like Eddie Vedder. Suck my sweaty sack.

Thanks to Reggie Bush's two fumbles, that jagoff.  I hate that guy.  Oh, and Mike Bell's lost fumble, which was returned for a TD.  But, whatev.  He was like war guitar hero awesome in that game yesterday.

Lions, dude'd.

[PenFoe]

I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 

You're not smart.

[MAD]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

[Slaky]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

I fully agree with your choice.

[MAD]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

I fully agree with your choice.

They gotta win some time, and I'll be god damned if it's against The Beloved next week.

[Poon]

I don't understand people taking the Stillers to win that game.  Shit, they barely pulled it out, didn't look all that great, and barely won in overtime.  If Bironas didn't fucking blow two field goals in the first half (yeah one was blocked), that game would have turned out the way it should have.  The most accurate kicker in the league fucking shanked the game winner in the first quarter.

IF Hines Ward doesn't fumble, they cover the spread. D'ur. They're the champs in they're home opener. There is no more solid lock on the board the rest of the year. Period.

Receivers fumble from time to time, Bironas rarely misses a chip shot like he did in that first quarter.  This weekend alone there are more solid locks.  New Orleans woopin on Detroit and Cincinnati taking down Denver are easy picks.

Cincy over Denver? Come on. Who knows what either of those teams are going to look like? And Matt Stafford's window licker will lick the windows of the non-believers.

Who knows?  The Poon knows.  Denver is going to be complete shit.  Hack offense that won't move the ball and Dawkins can't improve that wretched D by himself.  Go ahead and double cover Ocho Cinco.  That will leave Coles open way too often.  That game will be decided by more than a TD.  Matt Stafford will be crying in a little ball on the sidelines after he gives up two INT's in the first half alone.  Best part of that game will be picking which receiver scores the most TD's. 

You're not smart.

I still can't believe Denver is 2-0.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

They gotta win some time, and I'll be god damned if it's against The Beloved next week.

This logic is almost as solid  as your FEELING that the red-hot Phillies had a beatdown coming at the hands of the Cubs earlier this season.

The Red Devils are 6 to 6.5 point favorites on the road, no? (Yeah... I triple-checked this.) And, given 17 weeks in the pool, you never have to pick Detroit if you don't want to.

Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

Having said that, I'll probably get knocked out this week after the smart money loses in an upset. Because, if the NFL is good for nothing else, it's good for making anyone who ventures to predict what will happen look like an asshole retard.

[MAD]

Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.

You'll be singing a different tune when Obama declares internet reputation points legal tender later this year.

[CT III]

Sure, it's a fun pick if you win. But you'll look like a PANK making an unforced error if you lose.

This ain't for money, dude.  Lighten the hell up.

THE HUEBITER DEMANDS THAT YOU LIGHTEN UP!