Survivor Football

[Gil Gunderson]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient.

[Slaky]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient.

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient.

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.

I'm just thankful the Browns didn't decide to show up today, too.

[Slaky]

That's right, cockbags.  I'm going with Detroit this week.

Prescient.

He's a survivor. He's not gon' give up. He's gon' work harder. Something else about survivin'.

I'm just thankful the Browns didn't decide to show up today, too.

The Browns this year might be as bad as Detroit 2008. Egads.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.

Still alive.

[Gil Gunderson]

I too took a risk this week with the 49ers.  Let's see how that pans out.

[CubFaninHydePark]

I too took a risk this week with the 49ers.  Let's see how that pans out.

I took them thinking there was nothing risky about it.  St. Louis is horribad.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

[*In a Nutsack]

Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.

[Gil Gunderson]

Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.

Didn't you get a warning email from Yahoo?

[MAD]

If I get knocked out on a tie, I'm gonna be pissed.

You know you didn't have to pick the Bengals.  There were 28 teams from which to choose for only 14 weeks.

/pedantithrill

[*In a Nutsack]

Looks like the only elimination this week was IAN, who came up short on the always risky "Bye" selection.

I completely forgot about it.  You guys are lucky I'm an idiot.

Didn't you get a warning email from Yahoo?

I'm sure I did, but I never check that address.  My work address is useless since I can't access the Yahoo! fantasy stuff here.  At least I could do it on my phone, though.  Oh, well.  I don't really care that much.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Two huge upsets today make for nut punches to half the remaining field.

I'm not sure which would hurt more, being one of the 8 poor saps to lose picking against the Raiders or one of the 2 to lose picking against Jauron.

[MAD]

Two huge upsets today make for nut punches to half the remaining field.

I'm not sure which would hurt more, being one of the 8 poor saps to lose picking against the Raiders or one of the 2 to lose picking against Jauron.

To hell with what I said about the ledge-jumping buttsleds in the BearsCast...

I hope Mark Sanchez and Buddy Ryan's retarded kid choke to death for actually preventing the Flying Jaurons of Buffalo from tripping over their own ottoman.  If Fork didn't talk so damn much I mighta remembered his 1,000+ putdowns on the fucking Jets and put it to use.