Survivor Football

[flannj]

GARY FENCIK'S PINK IZOD WILL DRINK THE BLOOD OF something, something... AHHHH PRIDE OF BARRINGTON.

[Oleg]

Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.

The dead one or the ghey one?

Wait, which one is which?

[Bonk]

Oh, I thought this thread had something to do with Jimmie Johnson.

The dead one or the ghey one?

Wait, which one is which?

Isn't anyone with the name "Jimmie Johnson" automatically gay? Also, is his middle name Peter or Richard?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Nice pick, SKO.

[Slaky]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

[Yeti]

Nice pick, SKO.

Yea, I fucked that up, too. Fuck me. If I would have used the "16" I played in my confidence pool, I would have been eliminated anyhow (Indy).

[Yeti]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

[Slaky]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

[Yeti]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.

[Slaky]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.

On to better things, then.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Nice pick, SKO.

I don't know who I took and this shit is all blocked at work. Fuck.

You were among the 4 that didn't pick.

Awesome start. Does that disqualify me?

Indeed.

On to better things, then.

Probably preferable to what I did last season.

That is, making it to week 15 or so before forgetting to submit a pick in time.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

[Yeti]

Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Jeebus you're still asshurt for him criticizing you last year. I doubt Thrill is that well-endowed... Ah, I know it now. Did you think it was love?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Meh. I stopped paying attention myself after getting burned by Jacksonville last week. (Even if I'd survived that upset, I'd have only lived to get burned by the Raiders this week. The 2010 NFL is a harsh mistress.)

At least I went down with integrity, though, rather than flipping coins week after week until finally coming up tails on the fucking Seahawks.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

Bumped to remind Thrill that his self-righteous asshurtedenss was absent last week over JD's pick of ST. LOUIS (over a 2-1 Seattke team)  as well as DETROIT'S pick this week.

Where's the outrage, Arbiter of Reasoned Survivors Picks?  Where?!?!

Meh. I stopped paying attention myself after getting burned by Jacksonville last week. (Even if I'd survived that upset, I'd have only lived to get burned by the Raiders this week. The 2010 NFL is a harsh mistress.)

At least I went down with integrity, though, rather than flipping coins week after week until finally coming up tails on the fucking Seahawks.

Wait a second.  I'm dumb because I put 7 points on Buffalo to beat the same Jacksonville team that you targeted, 1 week earlier, as the most "sure-loss" team, excepting no more than four teams that you may had already have picked in the prior weeks?  Do I have that right?