2009-2010 NFL Season

[Internet Apex]

I'm pretty sure after watching the Viqueens-Fudge Packers on ESPN last night that Jon Gruden would fellate and mount Brett Favre if given the opportunity.

Chucky would have to stand in line.  Bretsy is the all-time pin-up model for the sports media illiterati.

Now that Jordan has retired for good.

[SKO]

I'm pretty sure after watching the Viqueens-Fudge Packers on ESPN last night that Jon Gruden would fellate and mount Brett Favre if given the opportunity.

The "are you fucking kidding me?" moment for me was when he brought out his Brett Favre practice footage. Seriously, who gives a fuck how far he can throw it without defenders?

[Waco Kid]

I'm pretty sure after watching the Viqueens-Fudge Packers on ESPN last night that Jon Gruden would fellate and mount Brett Favre if given the opportunity.

There is a slot open for Jon ever since Peter King disowned Favre and gave up his knee pad rights.

[BH]

I'm pretty sure after watching the Viqueens-Fudge Packers on ESPN last night that Jon Gruden would fellate and mount Brett Favre if given the opportunity.

The "are you fucking kidding me?" moment for me was when he brought out his Brett Favre practice footage. Seriously, who gives a fuck how far he can throw it without defenders?

Ryan Leaf. And Akili Smith.

[CT III]

I'm pretty sure after watching the Viqueens-Fudge Packers on ESPN last night that Jon Gruden would fellate and mount Brett Favre if given the opportunity.

The "are you fucking kidding me?" moment for me was when he brought out his Brett Favre practice footage. Seriously, who gives a fuck how far he can throw it without defenders?

Ryan Leaf. And Akili Smith.

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

Scouts are dumb.

[Eli]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

[SKO]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

Boller could throw it through the goal posts on his knee from 50. Russell could throw it 75 flat footed and 50 on Both knees. The question is- 2007 QB Class- Quinn and Russell- Worst Ever? or does 1999 win out based on sheer volume of suck (Couch, Smith, McNown) or is it 2002 (Carr, Harrington, Ramsey)?

[BH]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

Boller could throw it through the goal posts on his knee from 50. Russell could throw it 75 flat footed and 50 on Both knees. The question is- 2007 QB Class- Quinn and Russell- Worst Ever? or does 1999 win out based on sheer volume of suck (Couch, Smith, McNown) or is it 2002 (Carr, Harrington, Ramsey)?

Or how about the time during a drill when Russell's receiver juked left and Russell threw a ball to him that went out of the stadium. The scouts really went nuts over his arm strength on that one.

[PenFoe]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

Boller could throw it through the goal posts on his knee from 50. Russell could throw it 75 flat footed and 50 on Both knees. The question is- 2007 QB Class- Quinn and Russell- Worst Ever? or does 1999 win out based on sheer volume of suck (Couch, Smith, McNown) or is it 2002 (Carr, Harrington, Ramsey)?

I think Jared Lorenzen threw the ball 110 yards from while eating a Big Mac.

[SKO]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

Boller could throw it through the goal posts on his knee from 50. Russell could throw it 75 flat footed and 50 on Both knees. The question is- 2007 QB Class- Quinn and Russell- Worst Ever? or does 1999 win out based on sheer volume of suck (Couch, Smith, McNown) or is it 2002 (Carr, Harrington, Ramsey)?

I think Jared Lorenzen threw the ball 110 yards from while eating a Big Mac.

Do not insult the Round Mound of Touchdown. I actually watched him play in AFL2 this past year. God damn I loved him at Kentucky. The Pillsbury Throwboy.

[Eli]

The Pillsbury Throwboy.

I thought he was the Hefty Lefty.  I guess he's big enough to merit two nicknames.

[MAD]

Was Kyle Boller the QB that NFL scouts were raving about when he came out because he was able to kneel down on one knee at the 50 yard line and throw the ball between the goal posts? 

I thought that was Jamarcus Russell.  Or maybe Jamarcus Russell Elton Brand was the one who had scouts raving about the size of his momma's hands. 

Kyle Boller, Jamarcus Rusell.  What's the difference, really?

Jerry Krause'd.

[SKO]

The Pillsbury Throwboy.

I thought he was the Hefty Lefty.  I guess he's big enough to merit two nicknames.

From the wikipedia:

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include: "Quarter(got)back",[3] "Hefty Lefty",[4] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[5] "The Abominable Throwman", [6] "J.Load",[7] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger" [8][7]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[9] "Battleship Lorenzen",[10] "Butterball",[11], "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"[12], and "He Ate Me".[13]

[BH]

The Pillsbury Throwboy.

I thought he was the Hefty Lefty.  I guess he's big enough to merit two nicknames.

From the wikipedia:

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include: "Quarter(got)back",[3] "Hefty Lefty",[4] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[5] "The Abominable Throwman", [6] "J.Load",[7] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger" [8][7]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[9] "Battleship Lorenzen",[10] "Butterball",[11], "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"[12], and "He Ate Me".[13]

Yeti was called similar when he was playin' high school ball.

[SKO]

The Pillsbury Throwboy.

I thought he was the Hefty Lefty.  I guess he's big enough to merit two nicknames.

From the wikipedia:

Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include: "Quarter(got)back",[3] "Hefty Lefty",[4] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[5] "The Abominable Throwman", [6] "J.Load",[7] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger" [8][7]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[9] "Battleship Lorenzen",[10] "Butterball",[11], "Lord Of The Ring-Dings"[12], and "He Ate Me".[13]

Yeti was called similar when he was playin' high school ball.

Intrepid Reader: Irish Yeti
They can call me whatever they want after they kiss my two-time All Conference banner.