Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era

[Andy]

The Cubs 2006 first round pick made his debut last night with a single, a walk and an RBI.  And I have to say, he's got the worst looking swing I think I've ever seen.

So, yay?

[Eli]

The Cubs 2006 first round pick made his debut last night with a single, a walk and an RBI.  And I have to say, he's got the worst looking swing I think I've ever seen.

So, yay?

His swing is apparently modeled after the NSBB kid in your signature.

[BH]

Didn't we choose him in the first round because he was cheaper than other options? No one else had him in the first, possibly the second round but us? And we used the money to sign Samardija? Nice choice, Jim.

[MAD]

I thought we signed him because he wnt like 6 for 8 with a  grand slam in a 2 game stretch of the College World Series.

[ChuckD]

I thought we signed him because he wnt like 6 for 8 with a  grand slam in a 2 game stretch of the College World Series.

The draft occurs before the CWS. You just noticed that he went 6-8 with a grand slam because Hendry had signed him the week before.

[MAD]

I thought we signed him because he wnt like 6 for 8 with a  grand slam in a 2 game stretch of the College World Series.

The draft occurs before the CWS. You just noticed that he went 6-8 with a grand slam because Hendry had signed him the week before.

Don't tell him what I noticed, boy.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

I thought we signed him because he wnt like 6 for 8 with a  grand slam in a 2 game stretch of the College World Series.

The draft occurs before the CWS. You just noticed that he went 6-8 with a grand slam because Hendry had signed him the week before.

Okay, dude. You win another internet argument. Good job.

[ChuckD]

I thought we signed him because he wnt like 6 for 8 with a  grand slam in a 2 game stretch of the College World Series.

The draft occurs before the CWS. You just noticed that he went 6-8 with a grand slam because Hendry had signed him the week before.

Okay, dude. You win another internet argument. Good job.

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[R-V]

The swing in question:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6768433

Looks slightly better than Ted Lilly's.

[BH]

Hee Sopp Choi had a pretty swing. Korey did too. So I'm ok with a guy that looks like a hack swinging if he hits the ball.

[TDubbs]

The swing in question:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6768433

Looks slightly better than Ted Lilly's.

I'm being 100% serious when I say this:  I thought Tyler Colvin was a black guy.  I'm shocked.

I'm being a little less serious when I say that he swings like a mini Justin Morneau.

[Gil Gunderson]

The swing in question:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6768433

Looks slightly better than Ted Lilly's.

I'm being 100% serious when I say this:  I thought Tyler Colvin was a black guy.  I'm shocked.

I'm being a little less serious when I say that he swings like a mini Justin Morneau.

Wholeheartedly agree.  I just saw the photo on the Trib's website.  I had no idea he was a white man.

[Philberto]

I hate this fucking piece of shit

[Chuck to Chuck]

The swing in question:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6768433

Looks slightly better than Ted Lilly's.

I'm being 100% serious when I say this:  I thought Tyler Colvin was a black guy.  I'm shocked.

I'm being a little less serious when I say that he swings like a mini Justin Morneau.

Wholeheartedly agree.  I just saw the photo on the Trib's website.  I had no idea he was a white man.

+1

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The swing in question:

http://mlb.mlb.com/media/video.jsp?content_id=6768433

Looks slightly better than Ted Lilly's.

I'm being 100% serious when I say this:  I thought Tyler Colvin was a black guy.  I'm shocked.

I'm being a little less serious when I say that he swings like a mini Justin Morneau.

Wholeheartedly agree.  I just saw the photo on the Trib's website.  I had no idea he was a white man.

He's either the bizarro Bobby Scales and/or Les Walrond, or maybe the second coming of Kyler Burke.