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PenFoe

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #45 on: April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Yeti

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #46 on: April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

PenFoe

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #47 on: April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.
I can't believe I even know these people. I'm ashamed of my internet life.

Slaky

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #48 on: April 28, 2010, 01:55:18 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

He's the next Casey McGehee. We just have to guess which team the Cubs will send him to.

Powdered Toast Man

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #49 on: April 28, 2010, 02:07:41 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

I want Tyler to get his ABs in the majors with the Cubs.

(I don't care what his WAR or WARP or SWAG is...it's irrational and retarded and I really hate Soriano, so there.)
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Bort

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #50 on: April 28, 2010, 02:09:18 PM »
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

I want Tyler to get his ABs in the majors with the Cubs.

Well, I want a flying fucking car, but until someone elects me president, I doubt we'll see that anytime soon.
"Javier Baez is the stupidest player in Cubs history next to Michael Barrett." Internet Chuck

Yeti

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #51 on: April 28, 2010, 02:27:23 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on April 28, 2010, 01:55:18 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

He's the next Casey McGehee. We just have to guess which team the Cubs will send him to.

McGehee gets me all sorts of angry. Not for doing well, but for Steve Fucking Stone thinking he was smarter than Hendry about the guy.

BH

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #52 on: April 28, 2010, 05:19:12 PM »
Quote from: Bort on April 28, 2010, 02:09:18 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

I want Tyler to get his ABs in the majors with the Cubs.

Well, I want a flying fucking car, but until someone elects me president, I doubt we'll see that anytime soon.

We don't need your fucking help.

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Internet Apex

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #53 on: April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM »
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.
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Bort

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #54 on: April 28, 2010, 06:23:39 PM »
Quote from: BH on April 28, 2010, 05:19:12 PM
Quote from: Bort on April 28, 2010, 02:09:18 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 02:07:41 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:52:01 PM
Quote from: Yeti on April 28, 2010, 01:47:46 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 01:09:51 PM
Quote from: Powdered Toast Man on April 28, 2010, 12:57:56 PM
Quote from: PenFoe on April 28, 2010, 12:49:40 PM
Regardless of how he's playing, with Soriano, Fukudome and Byrd all performing, isn't it time to send Colvin down to AAA where he can play everyday?

I know Nady can't throw the ball at all, but surely someone (Tracy?) can play the OF in a pinch.

Seems like a waste to have Colvin play 1-2 games a week instead of getting more ABs in Iowa where he can learn from the great Bobby Scales (.346/.478/.558 at the moment).

Fuck you in your fucking face, PenFoe.

I don't get this IAN post at all.

He love Tyler and wants to see him on the big league club all the time.

Well, that's just dumb.

If you really loved Tyler, I think you'd be more concerned with his development and getting him ABs.

I want Tyler to get his ABs in the majors with the Cubs.

Well, I want a flying fucking car, but until someone elects me president, I doubt we'll see that anytime soon.

We don't need your fucking help.

http://www.terrafugia.com/

Are they readily available? Then shut the fuck up and play your guitar and let the adults fix the fucking world.
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Armchair_QB

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #55 on: April 28, 2010, 08:12:52 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

So is Mike Fontenot.
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Kermit IV

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #56 on: April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

Internet Apex

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #57 on: April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.
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Shooter

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #58 on: April 29, 2010, 09:01:13 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

Why would Lou use a ginger in a day game? They're very susceptible to the sun.

Kermit IV

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #59 on: April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.