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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #60 on: April 30, 2010, 09:32:14 AM »
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Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #61 on: April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.
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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #62 on: April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM »
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #63 on: April 30, 2010, 06:07:27 PM »
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.
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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #64 on: April 30, 2010, 07:00:33 PM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 30, 2010, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #65 on: April 30, 2010, 07:05:38 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on April 30, 2010, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 30, 2010, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

How dare you bring him up.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #66 on: April 30, 2010, 07:10:37 PM »
Quote from: powen01 on April 30, 2010, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 30, 2010, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

Well in 1/10th of the PAs, he has a lower OPS.. Not enough to compare yet, but he looks like a fucknut

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #67 on: April 30, 2010, 07:30:04 PM »
Quote from: Yeti on April 30, 2010, 07:10:37 PM
Quote from: powen01 on April 30, 2010, 07:00:33 PM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 30, 2010, 06:07:27 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 10:45:24 AM
Quote from: SKO on April 30, 2010, 09:37:30 AM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 30, 2010, 09:02:26 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 29, 2010, 05:52:53 PM
Quote from: Kermit IV on April 29, 2010, 10:13:20 AM
Quote from: Internet Apex on April 28, 2010, 05:55:20 PM
Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

Well in 1/10th of the PAs, he has a lower OPS.. Not enough to compare yet, but he looks like a fucknut

I guess if I have another point, this would be it.
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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #68 on: May 01, 2010, 03:05:42 AM »
To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.
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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #69 on: May 01, 2010, 06:51:23 AM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 01, 2010, 03:05:42 AM
To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #70 on: May 02, 2010, 01:22:02 PM »
Quote from: Tonker on May 01, 2010, 03:05:42 AM
To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #71 on: May 02, 2010, 02:09:59 PM »
Your toilet's broken, Dave, but I fixed it.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #72 on: May 02, 2010, 09:08:14 PM »
Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #73 on: May 02, 2010, 10:44:08 PM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 09:08:14 PM
Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

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Re: Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2010, 08:45:41 AM »
Quote from: Internet Apex on May 02, 2010, 10:44:08 PM
Quote from: Slaky on May 02, 2010, 09:08:14 PM
Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

Trace-O-Meter: Ambivalence.

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