Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era

[Yeti]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Yea, but Milton got us Silva... wait, what?

[SKO]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

[Kermit IV]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

[Internet Apex]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

[powen01]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

[Slaky]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

How dare you bring him up.

[Yeti]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

Well in 1/10th of the PAs, he has a lower OPS.. Not enough to compare yet, but he looks like a fucknut

[Internet Apex]

Chad Tracy is fucking worthless.

14 at-bats is plenty for me.  Get Kevin Millar on the phone!!!

I'm a little less hasty to label Tracy a turd - preferring to rely on his past 500 plate appearances. I'm not sure why we're stuck with this douche but we are and I really don't think he's going to get better.  That said, there are far worse players in the Major Leagues, many of whom play for the Cubs.

It was Tracy or the far-douchier (and worse) Kevin Millar.  Or the far more useless (and worse) Micah Hoffpauir.  I actually liked the Tracy signing.  Of course, I also liked the Bradley signing.  In conclusion, I don't know shit.

Aaron Heilman sucked, too. If your website had articles, I'd probably wonder why I even bothered to read them.

I was indifferent to that signing, which is the opposite of knowing shit.

I don't think the fact that Tracy is not as bad or as douchey as the turds that got cut in favor of his worthless ass should preclude me from stating that he sucks and I hate him. That's my only point.

I'm no cock-breathing stat-fag, so can one of you tell me if Tracy has enough at-bats to compare to Aaron Miles last year, and if so, does he suck bigger or smaller balls?

I just need to know about how much I can hate him.

Well in 1/10th of the PAs, he has a lower OPS.. Not enough to compare yet, but he looks like a fucknut

I guess if I have another point, this would be it.

[Tonker]

To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

[CT III]

To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

This ain't the EU, Tonk.  The borders between the Shoutbox and Desipio are not open.

[PenFoe]

To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

You fucking fuck.

[Tonker]

To be honest, I think we're missing the point here.

You fucking fuck.

You're only saying that.

[Slaky]

Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

[Internet Apex]

Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

Trace-O-Meter: Ambivalence.

[Bort]

Chad Tracy is now hitting .300. I don't think we can hate him anymore. At least I don't. Had a real nice day today.

Trace-O-Meter: Ambivalence.

FIREBARN status: in the doorway. He doesn't have to walk in just yet, but the pitchforks aren't lowered until he keeps this up.