Dawn of the Tyler Colvin Era

[PenPho]

Batting leadoff today for the first time...I assume they're showcasing him for a trade?

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Batting leadoff today for the first time...I assume they're showcasing him for a trade?

I can't believe Pen is so deluded as to think the Cubs have even a remote shot at the playoffs.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Batting leadoff today for the first time...I assume they're showcasing him for a trade?

Or that Theriot is a shitty leadoff hitter and somebody else has to do it today.

Oh, a quick question...this Colvin guy, isn't he the first draftee by the new scout director or whatever?

[PenPho]

Batting leadoff today for the first time...I assume they're showcasing him for a trade?

Or that Theriot is a shitty leadoff hitter and somebody else has to do it today. baseball player and should be euthanized.

Oh, a quick question...this Colvin guy, isn't he the first draftee by the new scout director or whatever?

LSU Sucks'd

[Powdered Toast Man]

Batting leadoff today for the first time...I assume they're showcasing him for a trade?

Or that Theriot is a shitty leadoff hitter and somebody else has to do it today. baseball player and should be euthanized.

Oh, a quick question...this Colvin guy, isn't he the first draftee by the new scout director or whatever?

LSU Sucks'd

Your face sucks.

[Eli]

Oh, a quick question...this Colvin guy, isn't he the first draftee by the new scout director or whatever?

Yes, he was.

[Internet Apex]

He hit a three run bomb in the 9th off of Francisco Rodriguez of all people. That's gotta count for somethin' in trade value. To the Nats for Drew Storen?

[Eli]

He hit a three run bomb in the 9th off of Francisco Rodriguez of all people. That's gotta count for somethin' in trade value. To the Nats for Drew Storen Adam Dunn?

Erection lasting longer than four years'd.

[Yeti]

Wheezer just coined "Tyler Dongvin". I propose that he's named that for the rest of time.