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Oleg

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Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

Perhaps we can at least have it contained.

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Quote from: Oleg on September 22, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

Perhaps we can at least have it contained.

A stash box, if you will.
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Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Th
« Reply #18 on: September 22, 2009, 08:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Canadouche on September 22, 2009, 06:00:30 PM
Man, this is way better than my retarded thread.

Yeah, the subjects actually post in this one.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Th
« Reply #19 on: September 23, 2009, 04:12:53 AM »
Quote from: BH on September 22, 2009, 12:32:50 PM
Since every post ends up with them critiquing each others posts, figured we'd contain it in one place.

Yes.  Good thinking.

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Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?
TIME TO POST!

"...their lead is no longer even remotely close to insurmountable " - SKO, 7/31/16

Jon

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Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

This thread has found a way.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Th
« Reply #22 on: September 23, 2009, 10:16:45 AM »
This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.

Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.

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Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.
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Re: The One-Stop, Never-Ending, Tdubbs vs Fork Better Poster, Better Man Rant Th
« Reply #24 on: September 23, 2009, 10:50:07 AM »
Quote from: Miraculous Mark: Diviner of Mysteries on September 23, 2009, 10:16:45 AM
This thread halted any posting on this entire site for the most part. No one's talking this morning and I could really use a distraction from one of you savants today.

Only a MikeC post in the Atheismo Bloodorgy thread could save the day - but even then probably not.

That just justified the existence of this thread for me.
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?
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Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.
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Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

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Quote from: BH on September 23, 2009, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut

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Quote from: IrishYeti on September 23, 2009, 12:13:01 PM
Quote from: BH on September 23, 2009, 12:07:51 PM
Quote from: *In a Nutsack on September 23, 2009, 12:01:43 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 11:51:03 AM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 23, 2009, 10:24:13 AM
Quote from: Fork on September 23, 2009, 07:55:02 AM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:59:13 PM
Quote from: TDubbs on September 22, 2009, 03:44:06 PM
Quote from: Jon on September 22, 2009, 03:33:44 PM
Quote from: Fork on September 22, 2009, 03:28:57 PM
Quote from: Dr. Nguyen Van Falk on September 22, 2009, 02:34:46 PM
Quote from: Eli on September 22, 2009, 01:48:28 PM
Guh.

Not sure what you were expecting.

I think the only thing to expect in this thread would be a litany of one-liners by yours truly, which eventually culminate in TDubbs spewing about how I have better ways to spend my time and am wasting the time of others, to which I respond with something along the lines of, but not necessarily, "blow me".

Ad infinitum.

You could really say that about any thread here.

But what about this one?

Well this one is mostly about disappointment.

How can you be disappointed when you get exactly what you expect?

I expect horribly unfunny posts by you, along with boring hockey ones, and even when you post them, every single time, I'm disappointed.

shouldn't you be off somewhere letting Cubbiejulie use your face for a bicycle seat?

Holy shit.  I just LOLed at a ForkJoke.

Thread satisfaction. You're welcome.

Even though I laughed as well. Blind squirrel. Nut

So...in before lock?
Take that, Adolf Eyechart.

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