Modern Family

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Oh, I told my wife that if this show goes on for a few more years, Haley will be the hottest (you know, after she's "legal").  But, I checked her IMDB and it turns out she's 20.

This totally killed your boner, didn't it?

[Richard Chuggar]

Gold bricks.

[R-V]

Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.

[Quality Start Machine]

Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.

I got stoned and I missed it.

[Doc]

Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.

Fly-za Minelli was better.

Jay: "I don't how I didn't know he was gay."

This is a funny show, no matter what fat Slaky says. He is just trying to be contrarian. Phil lays the buffonery on with a trowel, sometimes, but the little bits with Manny, Al Bundy, and the fat gay are icing on top of Julie Bowen's cans and Columbia's ass. I like chocolate icing, thank you.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Shel Turtlestein is a top-notch name for a pet.

Fly-za Minelli was better.

Jay: "I don't how I didn't know he was gay."

This is a funny show, no matter what fat Slaky says. He is just trying to be contrarian. Phil lays the buffonery on with a trowel, sometimes, but the little bits with Manny, Al Bundy, and the fat gay are icing on top of Julie Bowen's cans and Columbia's ass. I like chocolate icing, thank you.

Take it to the Gravity's Rainbow thread.

[MAD]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

[R-V]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

THA. I know he and Julie Bowen are supposed to be the straight man (so to speak) and woman among the comedy goofs, but their characters just hoover up the funny.

[Powdered Toast Man]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

I'm glad someone finally said it.  I like the fat gay guy.  There.

[Kermit IV]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

I'm glad someone finally said it.  I like the fat gay guy.  There.

You mean Kathy Bates?

[MAD]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

I'm glad someone finally said it.  I like the fat gay guy.  There.

You mean Kathy Bates?

Make.  Me.  So.  Angry.

[Quality Start Machine]

Doc said what I was going to say re: the fat gay guy.  I've been tossing around the idea, proposed by Thrill, that the gay couple are "comedy cancer".  I think you can actually distill that simply to Al Bundy's son.  What a horribly unlikeable, unfunny character.  His partner, Cameron...well, we've all known for years that fat guys are a good head start to inducing laughter, and he's no exception.  The fact that he's a queen makes him even funner.  But yeah, the ginger with the beard, his partner...that guy can get run over and killed by Manny's mom's mammaries for all I care.

I'm glad someone finally said it.  I like the fat gay guy.  There.

You mean Kathy Bates?

Make.  Me.  So.  Angry.

Fine. We like you too.

[Eli]

"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."

Anyone?

[Richard Chuggar]

"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."

Anyone?

ZING!

[Waco Kid]

"I wish that tart would go back to Columbia and take her weird little Brown friends with her."

Anyone?

The reading of the ADHD symptoms coupled with the cut scenes of Phil were great.