Modern Family

[Powdered Toast Man]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

[Eli]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

The two episodes haven't measured up to the promise offered by last season, but their steadily-improving gags are making good filler in the meantime.  Like Cameron's Rube Goldberg process of falling over the couch.  It was predictable, but the payoff was still hilarious.  

I still think Phil's the most hilarious but they may ruin the risk of making him too much of a caricature....I don't know.  Just get better.

[Eli]

The two episodes haven't measured up to the promise offered by last season, but their steadily-improving gags are making good filler in the meantime.  Like Cameron's Rube Goldberg process of falling over the couch.  It was predictable, but the payoff was still hilarious.  

Aren't most of the jokes on Modern Family pretty predictable though?  They either telegraph their jokes, or the show sticks so closely to traditional gags/formulas that we know what's coming because we've seen it happen too many times before.

Then again, maybe I just watch too much TV.

[Yeti]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.

[Eli]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.

I get all that.  I just really like Ivy6's post and wanted to use it again.

[Yeti]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

It's the mystery. If Columbiatits posed for Playboy part of the hotness of her would be gone. Same with Annie. It's the wonder of how glorious it is beneath. I'm not sure what's so hard to get about that.

I get all that.  I just really like Ivy6's post and wanted to use it again.

Well, carry on...

pulls foot out of mouth. Makes out with Eli's niece

[Powdered Toast Man]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

Get off your high horse, asshole.  You know you stroked it when you saw it.

[J. Walter Weatherman]

Two weeks...two episodes where Columbiatits is mixing something gratuitously.  Fine program, this show is.

Holy shit dude, do us all a favor and jerk off before you watch fucking sitcoms.  Did you just hit puberty?  Would you like me to buy you a porno mag so you can look at attractive ladies whenever so it's not such a novelty when it comes onto free TV at 8:00pm?

Get off your high horse, asshole.  You know you stroked it when you saw it.

I'm gonna guess that Eli didn't see it.

[Quality Start Machine]

I was going to have a Latino kid carry my clubs anyway, so it might as well be you.

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.

Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.

[World's #1 Astros Fan]

DPD.

Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.

Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.

Seriously.

Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny?  Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure.  But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.

[Yeti]

DPD.

Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.

Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.

Seriously.

Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny?  Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure.  But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.

I thought that bladder cancer was in the list of "funny cancers".

[JD]

DPD.

Nice "Godfather 2" ref with Phil & Claire.

Also, I like living in a world where I watch a show where Julie Bowen is the second hottest woman.

Seriously.

Also, why do people think Nathan Lane is funny?  Talented, theatrical, good singing voice, sure.  But I find that guy as funny as bladder cancer.

I thought he was funny on 30 Rock that one time, but I can't recall him being funny in anything else.

[Powdered Toast Man]

More Julie Bowener running.