Purdue Boilermakers Basketball

[Internet Apex]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

http://www.purduesports.com/sports/m-baskbl/sched/pur-m-baskbl-sched.html

[TDubbs]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

[Internet Apex]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

[Philberto]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

[Internet Apex]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.

[BC]

I just want to get this good and lubed a few months early. Because it's gonna be rough in here. Oh, shit yeah.

You should go to bed early tonight

Your mom should come with me.

She's with me buddy. Too late.

FUCK. This thread is already off to an inauspicious start.

Well, this IS Desipio.

[KD]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

[MAD]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.

[BH]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

I think the last Purdue basketball game I watched all the way through was when Glen Robinson and Cuonzo Martin got eliminated in the Elite 8 in '94.

Great story.

[Internet Apex]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

[Slaky]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.

[Eli]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.

Also, there are pep bands.

[KD]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.

[Internet Apex]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I love college ball because they try so hard and they care so much. It doesn't matter that they suck at it. They try really hard. That's what counts.

It's a team sport. That's more fun than whoever jumps the highest wins.

[Internet Apex]

I've lived in Lafayette, IN on and off for years, I write about basketball, and I don't think I've watched a Purdue Boilermaker game all the way through.

To be fair, you write about the NBA. To say you write about basketball is like saying you're in the military, when you actually just hang out in the bushes in front of your parents house in your underwear and stare at passersby with a rifle scope, occasionally trapping and torturing a neighbor's cat for some sick sexual pleasure.

But I get it, you think Big 10 basketball is hella boring.

I think all sports are boring, actually, but they get me laaaaaiiid, bro. Laid.

Whatever, I'm 4-for-7 and my team is 2-2 and in third place right now. Post your fall league stats, Shakespeare and we'll play a little game of whose parents probably have thicker shrubberies.