Twins SPLOOGEFEST

[Kermit, B.]

God damn I love this team.  After treading water at .500 for both July and August AND losing Justin Morneau, the Twins have gone 16-9 in September (11-2 since Morneau went down).  They just knocked off the Tigers in 10 innings to pull within 1 game of the AL Central lead.  Plus, they give the White Sox fits.  I might actually watch their postseason.

[Eli]

Yeah, but has Visanthe whipped it out yet?

[Jon]

Kermit, I will join you in naming the Twins the Official Life Raft of the 2009 Season.

[PenFoe]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

[Jon]

Pen hates the Twins?

I am double super rooting for them now.

[PenFoe]

Pen hates the Twins?

I am double super rooting for them now.

Would you read the article if I told you it had photos of Liza Minelli in it?

[Jon]

Pen hates the Twins?

I am double super rooting for them now.

Would you read the article if I told you it had photos of Liza Minelli in it?

Do I look like a common Morph?

[Kermit, B.]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

Good point.  The Twins are such dicks for doing charity in their own city, which isn't a big shithole like Detroit.

[MAD]

Isn't Verlander pitching against some unknown schlub tonight?

/bonerpunch

[PenFoe]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

Good point.  The Twins are such dicks for doing charity in their own city, which isn't a big shithole like Detroit.

I'm glad to see you've continued your Ripken-esque streak of missing the point.

[BH]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

Good point.  The Twins are such dicks for doing charity in their own city, which isn't a big shithole like Detroit.

I'm glad to see you've continued your Ripken-esque streak of missing the point.

Pen's grabbing an American flag and driving his foreign car up to cheer on his TIGERZ!!

[MAD]

For the record I like both teams, but I generally pull more for Detroit.  I hold that monstrosity of a "ballpark" against the Twins, even though it's not their fault.

[Quality Start Machine]

[Kermit, B.]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

Good point.  The Twins are such dicks for doing charity in their own city, which isn't a big shithole like Detroit.

I'm glad to see you've continued your Ripken-esque streak of missing the point.

Oh, what was the point?  Was it hidden somewhere in the Shoutbox?  I didn't root for the Yankees during the 2001 World Series.  I'm sure as shit not rooting for the Tigers this year.

[Eli]

I could care less about baseball anymore, particularly the AL, and I know that you're a Twins fan, BK...but considering what's going on in Detroit and the way the Tigers have been towards the community this year (there was an excellent article in SI last week), I gotta say that I'm definitely rooting for the Tigers here.

So suck it, Minnesota.

Good point.  The Twins are such dicks for doing charity in their own city, which isn't a big shithole like Detroit.

I'm glad to see you've continued your Ripken-esque streak of missing the point.

Oh, what was the point? 

That he respects the charity work the Tigers have done.