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[BH]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

I think Morph already has one on his '94 Rustang.

[CBStew]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

[Wheezer]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

Union thugs.

[Quality Start Machine]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

Beats me. We learned that shit in Connie Mack ball.

[Slaky]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

I think Wheezer is actually Thomas Pynchon. That would explain a lot.

Wheezer, I'm reading your new book - it's enjoyable so far.

[Philberto]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

Beats me. We learned that shit in Connie Mack ball.

What the hell does that say? I know it's two words, and the image location is a small ass image that I'm too lazy to try to zoom in on

[Quality Start Machine]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

Beats me. We learned that shit in Connie Mack ball.

What the hell does that say? I know it's two words, and the image location is a small ass image that I'm too lazy to try to zoom in on

Better?

[Philberto]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

Beats me. We learned that shit in Connie Mack ball.

What the hell does that say? I know it's two words, and the image location is a small ass image that I'm too lazy to try to zoom in on

Better?

Yes. Proceed on with ruining your quota of 10 threads today.

[Gil Gunderson]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

Union thugs.

If Stew cannot recieve it or otherwise display it, I would be happy to hang it in my office next to my Nixon poster.

[Wheezer]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

I think Wheezer is actually Thomas Pynchon. That would explain a lot.

Wheezer, I'm reading your new book - it's enjoyable so far.

All things considered, I still prefer his college roomate.

[Gil Gunderson]

If Kubel could hit a curveball decently, like the clip says, the at-bat could have ended with more than one RBI.

I'm shocked Verlander didn't give Kubel teh chin music.

[BH]

The city can't afford to bury the dead, but at least their TIGERZ are playing for the playoffs.

[Internet Apex]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either. 
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

I think Wheezer is actually Thomas Pynchon. That would explain a lot.

Wheezer, I'm reading your new book - it's enjoyable so far.

All things considered, I still prefer his college roomate.

Man, that was great.

[flannj]

How fucking hard would it have been for Laird to--oh, I don't know--changed the sequence?

You obviously have no idea how difficult it is to do that with catcher's equipment on.  That shit is heavy.  And he'd have to run all the way out to the mound and talk about stuff.  You have no FUCKING CLUE HOW HARD IT IS.

I don't either.  
Fork?  Little help here?

This reminds me that I still have an "NRA Pride" license-plate holder, available free to the first claimant who promises to display it.

Damn right!  I'll take it.  The National Recovery Act got us out of the Great Depression.

Done.  As a bonus, the decals appear to have been manufactured under the auspices of UNITE.

I think Wheezer is actually Thomas Pynchon. That would explain a lot.

Wheezer, I'm reading your new book - it's enjoyable so far.

All things considered, I still prefer his college roomate.

Man, that was great.

Really nice harmony.



And Mimi has got some legs.
(But Richard did all the heavy lifting.)