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Kermit, B.

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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #180 on: October 06, 2009, 05:05:34 PM »
Quote from: BearsBearsBearsB... on October 06, 2009, 04:59:13 PM
Chip Caray insults the entire organization by calling Tolbert (.228/.301/.306/.607 !!!!) a "prototypical Twins player".

Did you hear them fellating Punto before he whiffed?  GRIT-TASTIC!
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #181 on: October 06, 2009, 05:19:27 PM »
DPD.  Chip still says "fisted."  I wish he would lose his job and never be hired again.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #182 on: October 06, 2009, 05:27:08 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM
They're dancing with PenFoe in their war-torn streets.

You can't see me, but I'm dancing too.  Only because I still don't understand why I'm supposed to like the Twins.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #183 on: October 06, 2009, 05:30:29 PM »
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM
They're dancing with PenFoe in their war-torn streets.

You can't see me, but I'm dancing too.  Only because I still don't understand why I'm supposed to like the Twins.

You're not.  I just do, because they're my dad's team.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #184 on: October 06, 2009, 05:35:25 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM
They're dancing with PenFoe in their war-torn streets.

You can't see me, but I'm dancing too.  Only because I still don't understand why I'm supposed to like the Twins.

You're not.  I just do, because they're my dad's team.

Intrepid Reader: Chip Caray

You see how gritty these guys are?
These are NOT your father's Twins.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #185 on: October 06, 2009, 05:39:22 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on October 06, 2009, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM
They're dancing with PenFoe in their war-torn streets.

You can't see me, but I'm dancing too.  Only because I still don't understand why I'm supposed to like the Twins.

You're not.  I just do, because they're my dad's team.

Intrepid Reader: Chip Caray

You see how gritty these guys are?
These are NOT your father's Twins.

Do they enjoy playing baseball? Can you see it in how they carry themselves?
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #186 on: October 06, 2009, 07:13:31 PM »
Quote from: PenFoe on October 06, 2009, 05:35:25 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 05:30:29 PM
Quote from: Eli on October 06, 2009, 05:27:08 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 04:50:25 PM
They're dancing with PenFoe in their war-torn streets.

You can't see me, but I'm dancing too.  Only because I still don't understand why I'm supposed to like the Twins.

You're not.  I just do, because they're my dad's team.

Intrepid Reader: Chip Caray

You see how gritty these guys are?
These are NOT your father's Twins.

I don't think fisting was even AROUND in the day of my father's Twins.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #187 on: October 06, 2009, 07:22:40 PM »
God damn, Joe Nathan is good.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #188 on: October 06, 2009, 07:24:26 PM »
Nothing like getting doubled off first to kill a division-winning rally... why would you not make sure that liner gets through?  Idiot!
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #189 on: October 06, 2009, 07:28:07 PM »
CHIPPY:  Will this be the final 9th inning of regular season baseball in the Metrodome?  The answer to that is "yes."  Will it be the final 9th inning in the Metrodome?  We don't know.

Well done, Chip.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #190 on: October 06, 2009, 07:32:44 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 07:28:07 PM
CHIPPY:  Will this be the final 9th inning of regular season baseball in the Metrodome?  The answer to that is "yes."  Will it be the final 9th inning in the Metrodome?  We don't know.

Well done, Chip.

The man knows how to paint a picture.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #191 on: October 06, 2009, 07:35:20 PM »
Wow.  Inge just SAVED THE SEASON with a great diving play on what could have been a walk-off base hit.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #192 on: October 06, 2009, 07:39:45 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
Wow.  Inge just SAVED THE SEASON with a great diving play on what could have been a walk-off base hit.

Apparently Kermit hates his own site
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #193 on: October 06, 2009, 07:40:41 PM »
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
Wow.  Inge just SAVED THE SEASON with a great diving play on what could have been a walk-off base hit.

As Ron Darling said he's not afraid to get his uniform dirty. On fake grass.

I want to know what players are afraid of getting their uniform dirty. Surely they're all aware that the clubhouse attendant washes all their shit every day right? Maybe there are some OCD players out there. I don't get it.
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Re: Twins SPLOOGEFEST
« Reply #194 on: October 06, 2009, 07:42:06 PM »
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 06, 2009, 07:40:41 PM
Quote from: Kermit, B. on October 06, 2009, 07:35:20 PM
Wow.  Inge just SAVED THE SEASON with a great diving play on what could have been a walk-off base hit.

As Ron Darling said he's not afraid to get his uniform dirty. On fake grass.

I want to know what players are afraid of getting their uniform dirty. Surely they're all aware that the clubhouse attendant washes all their shit every day right? Maybe there are some OCD players out there. I don't get it.

Chip wants the Twins to check to see if there is shoe polish on the ball that hit Huff.  Because it's 1884.
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