Twins SPLOOGEFEST

[Oleg]

Put D Lee in Left. Sniff some glue. Trade Marmol, Vitters, Castro, the statue of Ernie Banks and Zambrano to Detroit for Granderson. Profit.

I think you have that order incorrect.

[PenFoe]

"According to Lynn Henning of the Detroit News, Miguel Cabrera might be as available as any other Tigers player this winter.
The Tigers need to cut payroll and are shopping all of their superstars this offseason. Cabrera is by far the most talented played in Detroit, but he'll also command the largest (and most talented) chunk of prospects. The 26-year-old hit .324/.396/.547 in 2009 with 34 homers, 34 doubles and 103 RBI. He finished fourth in this year's American League MVP voting.
Source: Detroit News "

Whatever, dudes like Miguel Cabrera practically grow on trees.

[Eli]

"According to Lynn Henning of the Detroit News, Miguel Cabrera might be as available as any other Tigers player this winter.
The Tigers need to cut payroll and are shopping all of their superstars this offseason. Cabrera is by far the most talented played in Detroit, but he'll also command the largest (and most talented) chunk of prospects. The 26-year-old hit .324/.396/.547 in 2009 with 34 homers, 34 doubles and 103 RBI. He finished fourth in this year's American League MVP voting.
Source: Detroit News "

Whatever, dudes like Miguel Cabrera practically grow on trees.

I knew that was coming.

[Slaky]

"According to Lynn Henning of the Detroit News, Miguel Cabrera might be as available as any other Tigers player this winter.
The Tigers need to cut payroll and are shopping all of their superstars this offseason. Cabrera is by far the most talented played in Detroit, but he'll also command the largest (and most talented) chunk of prospects. The 26-year-old hit .324/.396/.547 in 2009 with 34 homers, 34 doubles and 103 RBI. He finished fourth in this year's American League MVP voting.
Source: Detroit News "

Whatever, dudes like Miguel Cabrera practically grow on trees.

I knew that was coming.

LDA's decline in quality was so sudden and shocking. I never saw that coming.

[PenFoe]

"According to Lynn Henning of the Detroit News, Miguel Cabrera might be as available as any other Tigers player this winter.
The Tigers need to cut payroll and are shopping all of their superstars this offseason. Cabrera is by far the most talented played in Detroit, but he'll also command the largest (and most talented) chunk of prospects. The 26-year-old hit .324/.396/.547 in 2009 with 34 homers, 34 doubles and 103 RBI. He finished fourth in this year's American League MVP voting.
Source: Detroit News "

Whatever, dudes like Miguel Cabrera practically grow on trees.

I knew that was coming.

LDA's decline in quality was so sudden and shocking. I never saw that coming.

I still feel dirty for spending that much time arguing with a Bobby Scales avatar.

[PenFoe]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

[Slaky]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

[powen01]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

What a buttf*cking quitter.

[PenFoe]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

What a buttf*cking quitter.

He's in sex rehab too?

[powen01]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

What a buttf*cking quitter.

He's in sex rehab too?

Of course, he f*cked his team during the playoffs.

[Saul Goodman]

Rick Reilly is insufferable, but there's a special on Joe Mauer on ESPN right now that's worth checking out if you like him or the Twins.

[PenPho]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

Bump for a 16 homer, 51 RBI, 352/.423/.675 forest of trees.

[Saul Goodman]

This nugget this morning about Miguel Cabrera doing his best to help the Twins out.  If I were a GM, this guy would be on my list of players I wouldn't get near with Joe Francis' cock.

Well, I hope you're happy now. Dude can't even drink anymore.

Who cares? Players like him grow on trees.

Bump for a 16 homer, 51 RBI, 352/.423/.675 forest of trees.

For every point of OPS, Cabrera saves a Detroit job.

[BH]

Go Twins! Go Tigers!

[Brownie]

Go Twins! Go Tigers!

Go Royals!!