2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[R-V]

Question from an uneducated fan: is Hossa always this much of an unadulterated beast? That guy is a fucking puck controlling animal when he's on the ice. He just seams faster and stronger than the average hockee bear.

[air2300]

Holy shit. That Kane goal defied the laws of physics. What a weird experience watching it at a bar with the audio hard to follow - it took everyone a solid 5 seconds to realize that he scored. Then insanity ensued. Kaner is going to get a well-deserved sampling of Cook County's finest STDs this summer. Even as a shameless bandwagon fan these playoffs were fun as hell.

KANER!

Kane just confirmed that he would like to do that on espnews.

[CT III]

I'm fucking elated, exhausted, spent.  Good on these guys, they deserved it, every one.


I love this fucking team.

I deserve this. ME.

That's true.  You had a hell of a series, Mr. Hartnell.

[Poon]

Woot!

Now where in the hell can I get my Championship tee in Detroit so I can piss off people in Philly next week?

[CT III]

Woot!

Now where in the hell can I get my Championship tee in Detroit so I can piss off people in Philly next week?

You're going from Detroit to Philly?  Do you have a layover in Beruit?

[Poon]

Even worse, we're moving to South Jersey just over the river from Philly.

[Lance Dicksons Arm]

Holy shit. That Kane goal defied the laws of physics. What a weird experience watching it at a bar with the audio hard to follow - it took everyone a solid 5 seconds to realize that he scored. Then insanity ensued. Kaner is going to get a well-deserved sampling of Cook County's finest STDs this summer. Even as a shameless bandwagon fan these playoffs were fun as hell.

KANER!

Kane just confirmed that he would like to do that on espnews.

Corey McPherrin seemed to make a wisecrack as Kane was doing interviews after the game...something about "not using a camera" when he's partying with his boys tonight.  Kane was not very happy, and walked away at that point.

McPherrin: douchenozzle.   Paula Faris:  I offer her teh buttsechs.   Philly fans: douchenozzles

Fucking awesome night!

[Slaky]

Question from an uneducated fan: is Hossa always this much of an unadulterated beast? That guy is a fucking puck controlling animal when he's on the ice. He just seams faster and stronger than the average hockee bear.

He is. His scoring or lack of it isn't the story. He's so goddamn good at EVERYTHING he does. His defense and back checking are world class. The dude is incredible. So glad he's ours.

[fiveouts]

As a bullshit bandwagon jumper, this was just fucking cool.  I can't imagine how great this is for those of you who are longtimers.  Congrats. 

[Poon]

Question from an uneducated fan: is Hossa always this much of an unadulterated beast? That guy is a fucking puck controlling animal when he's on the ice. He just seams faster and stronger than the average hockee bear.

He is. His scoring or lack of it isn't the story. He's so goddamn good at EVERYTHING he does. His defense and back checking are world class. The dude is incredible. So glad he's ours.

There's a reason this is his third finals in a row.

[World B Free]

Would have been awesome if that Hossa shot went in as the 3rd period was winding down, but the Kane goal was pretty cool once everyone realized that it was actually a goal.  Great ending to the playoffs.  Now, 4 weeks of World Cup and can almost see the beginning of football season.

[Poon]

Would have been awesome if that Hossa shot went in as the 3rd period was winding down, but the Kane goal was pretty cool once everyone realized that it was actually a goal.  Great ending to the playoffs.  Now, 4 weeks of World Cup and can almost see the beginning of football season.

What's a World Cup?

[Gilgamesh]

Awesome.

[BBM]

Hopefully all the bandwagon fans and facebook people can go back to never watching the Hawks play again

yeah sorry about that, I just couldn't take the Igor Korolev and Mark Bell type years.

[Gilgamesh]

Hopefully all the bandwagon fans and facebook people can go back to never watching the Hawks play again

yeah sorry about that, I just couldn't take the Igor Korolev and Mark Bell type years.

Somewhere, in the ether, Boris Mironov is crying.