2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Slaky]

Hey - what's up with Mike Kiley? Is he sniffing glue?

http://www.chicagonow.com/blogs/blackhawks-confidential/2009/11/blackhawks-kopecky-needs-more-naked-aggression-on-circus-trip.html

What the fuck kind of hockey analysis is this? Was he high on white power when he wrote:

They are supposed to blend in, sticking their beige necks out often enough that we only see a hint of red color in their cheeks as they huff and puff and try to blow their opponents down simply by hard work and unmatchable effort.

And syntax errors aside, what the hell is he smoking?

It nice, though, to imagine Kopecky could center in a couple weeks for Marian Hossa when his fellow Slovakian debuts for Chicago with the need to find someone to get him the puck.

Let's see - here's a guy who sucks. Let's put him at center for the best goal scorer the Hawks have had since the mid 90s.

I dare you to read this and not think that Kiley typed this filth with one hand

[CT III]

Holy Christ.  If I'm Calgary, I ask to be moved to the Eastern Conference, just to get away from the Hawks.

[thehawk]

Holy Christ.  If I'm Calgary, I ask to be moved to the Eastern Conference, just to get away from the Hawks.

They're just working up to Inigo Montoya levels of revenge for their next meeting.

[Quality Start Machine]

I know it's a little early to look at these things, but they're 4 points out of the top spot in the West with 3 games in hand.

[thehawk]

I know it's a little early to look at these things, but they're 4 points out of the top spot in the West with 3 games in hand.

...and their major free agent signing not having laced up a skate yet

[Slaky]

Hossa is supposed to be back on Wednesday if the reports are true. That's incredible. The way this team has played without at least 2 of their top 6 for most of the season is very encouraging.

And guess what? The Man From France has the 5th best GAA in the NHL: 2.17

[CT III]

Hossa is supposed to be back on Wednesday if the reports are true. That's incredible. The way this team has played without at least 2 of their top 6 for most of the season is very encouraging.

And guess what? The Man From France has the 5th best GAA in the NHL: 2.17

He sucks, go get one of those other 4 guys who are better.

[Slaky]

This team is so good.

[Quality Start Machine]

This team is so good.

They'll get better next week.

[CT III]

This team is so good.

Forget the Bears and their football tardery.  This is the fucking team to watch.  Sweet 1-0 win against Vancouver with the backup goalie in net.  Outstanding.

[Slaky]

This team is so good.

They'll get better next week.

So good! I can't imagine them getting better but they're making this playing in Canada thing look easy.

Hopefully Hossa's back on Wednesday but no big deal if it's Friday instead.

[CT III]

This team is so good.

They'll get better next week.

So good! I can't imagine them getting better but they're making this playing in Canada thing look easy.

Hopefully Hossa's back on Wednesday but no big deal if it's Friday instead.

They're 15-5-2 without Hossa.

[meathead]HE'LL RUIN DA CHEMISTRY![/meathead]

[Andy]

Nice job, CT.  Your post was so bad you broke the messageboard.

[Chuck to Chuck]

They're 15-5-2 without Hossa.

No.  They are 2233-2393-814 without Hossa.

[Slaky]

Nice job, CT.  Your post was so bad you broke the messageboard.

Says the guy with the NSBB style signature.