2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Richard Chuggar]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

[Quality Start Machine]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

[Tony]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

Wrong.

[morpheus]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

Wrong.

That comes from this gallery.  Jebus.  (NSFW)

[Kermit IV]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

Wrong.

That comes from this gallery.  Jebus.  (NSFW)

I'm really surprised none of the charming commenters on there haven't landed her yet.

[Internet Apex]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

Wrong.

This.

Statistics Canada data shows that over 17% of the approximately 2.5 million people living in the metropolitan area are ethnic Chinese. Vancouver has one of the most diverse Chinese-speaking communities as reflected in the diversity of authentic Chinese cuisine (from several regions of China, Hong Kong, Taiwan, Hainan, Malaysia/Singapore, etc.) made available to consumers in Vancouver and adjacent communities such as Richmond and Burnaby. The ethnic Chinese from Hong Kong who speak Cantonese make up the largest group within Vancouver's Chinese-speaking community. However, the Chinese-speaking community has residents who speak Mandarin, Hakka, Shanghainese, Taiwanese, and Teochiu who have arrived in Vancouver via Hong Kong, Taiwan, or Southeast Asia. Note that there are also many Chinese immigrants from Hong Kong whose origin is from other areas of China such as Shanghai. Immigration from Taiwan increased as of the late-1980's/early-1990s and continues at a steady pace. Many Taiwanese are currently choosing to retire in Vancouver or raise their families in the city.[citation needed] The most recent Chinese immigrants to Vancouver are also those who come directly from Mainland China. Vancouver continues to receive immigration not only from Mainland China but also from Taiwan and Hong Kong, though to a lesser extent than in the 1990s. South Asians (in particular Indo-Canadians) are one of Vancouver's largest Asian minorities; as of current statistics, Vancouver has Canada's second largest Indo-Canadian population.

Other significant Asian ethnic groups in Vancouver are Vietnamese, Filipino, Cambodian, Japanese, and Russians from the Russian Far East and Siberia. In Vancouver the term 'Asian' is normally used to refer only to East Asian peoples, while South Asians (mostly Punjabis) are usually referred to as Indo-Canadian. Technically, though, the term 'Asian' may refer to either group, and also to the large Persian and other Middle Eastern populations as well as elements from Central Asia.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_Vancouver

[Quality Start Machine]

So this is a couple of days old, but somebody sent it to me again.  You're telling me that these nerdy ice soccer homogays couldn't get any hotter broads than these uggos?  I mean, seriously.  Woof.

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/hockey/blackhawks/2014964,patrick-kane-blackhawks-shirtless-photos-27.article

Those are the hottest pieces of ass in Vancouver.

Wrong.

That comes from this gallery.  Jebus.  (NSFW)

That place is avatar heaven.

[EVILteddie]

Bonertime?

[Bonk]

Wow, that might be the best hockey game I've seen all season.

[Quality Start Machine]

There is no team in the West the Blackhawks can't beat in the postseason.

Washington might be the only team in the East.

[Kermit IV]

There is no team in the West the Blackhawks can't beat in the postseason.

Except the juggernaut San Francisco Giants!

[Quality Start Machine]

There is no team in the West the Blackhawks can't beat in the postseason.

Except the juggernaut San Francisco Giants!

Never discount strong pitching!

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

Cam Barker to Minnesota for Kim Johnsson and Nick Leddy, their first-round pick from last year.

Looks like a good trade for the Hawks.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

DPD.

Cam Barker to Minnesota for Kim Johnsson and Nick Leddy, their first-round pick from last year.

Looks like a good trade for the Hawks.

How do you say "win–win" in Swedish, Nik?

[Oleg]

DPD.

Cam Barker to Minnesota for Kim Johnsson and Nick Leddy, their first-round pick from last year.

Looks like a good trade for the Hawks.

How do you say "win–win" in Swedish, Nik?