2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Slaky]

Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

[CT III]

Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

[Slaky]

Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

25% of the Swedish team was composed of Red Wings or creepy Sedin twins. I'll take it.

[Indolent Reader]

Bump as a reminder that real hockey is back in less than a week but, speaking for myself, my jones has been uber-satisfied by not only how fun the hockey has been in Vancouver but also how well each of the Hawks has fared at the championship level.  Sure, you could be a DOOMersecksual and whine that those 6 guys will all get gassed by collectively playing so deep in the Olympics, but 100% of the Hawk Olympians are playing in the medal round. That's gotta count for something, damn right yay?

By my reckoning, two loses by Finland are all it will take for the Hawks to bring home more Olympic medals than any other team.

The Sharks would still be in line for 5, but the Hawks would edge them out on the back of their mighty Slovak Power.

And Kopecky.

It's nice to see Kopecky has a twin brother with the same name that doesn't completely suck. He should let him be the one that goes back to Chicago.

Or the Hawks could hope to draw Belarus and Germany in the 1st two rounds of the playoffs.

He was +1 with a goal against the Swedes. Not a terrible team by any stretch.

25% of the Swedish team was composed of Red Wings or creepy Sedin twins. I'll take it.

Agreed.  Except maybe now the extra rest will provide the Wings with more time to plot their sneak attack.

[Indolent Reader]

DPD.

Just when I'm about to post about what's going on with Kane he lights the lamp.

4-0 U-S-A.

[morpheus]

Kiprusoff with a "monumental meltdown."  Jebus.

[Pre]

USA USA USA USA USA USA!

[Oleg]

Kiprusoff with a "monumental meltdown."  Jebus.

Not the first time it's happened to a Kane-team, right?

ISA! ISA!

[Indolent Reader]

Kane.  Again.  As they're saying on the Spartan message board, this is a jailsexin....

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Just when I'm about to post about what's going on with Kane he lights the lamp.

I'm curious what you were about to post.

Because I'm imagining some ridiculous meatballry.

[Indolent Reader]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

[Slaky]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

[CT III]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

[Slaky]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

He's getting quite good at it.