2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Slaky]

While I have to admit that "Marian Hossa has just applied for Finnish citizenship" is pretty funny, this Hossa curse shit is on my last nerve.

I hate everyone.

[CT III]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

He's getting quite good at it.

Just ask Sid Crosby.

[Yeti]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

He's getting quite good at it.

Just ask Sid Crosby.

*ahem*

Fuck you CFiHP

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Not really meatballry, I was just curious as to what he's been playing like (I hadn't heard him mentioned much).

The Chicago Meatball sez:

Kaner? He could be great but he's too lazy.

Also, he never backchecks!*






*YES HE DOES FUCKING BACKCHECK

He's getting quite good at it.

Just ask Sid Crosby.

Kane should have given Ryan Malone some lessons in backchecking.

[Oleg]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

[BH]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

Anyone have thoughts on what this trade means?

[Oleg]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

Anyone have thoughts on what this trade means?

I think it's a setup to get Peavy.

[Gilgamesh]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

Anyone have thoughts on what this trade means?

I think it means the Hawks needed more players in Rockford for some reason.

But on the whole, I don't think this deal means too much.

[CT III]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

Anyone have thoughts on what this trade means?

I think it means the Hawks needed more players in Rockford for some reason.

But on the whole, I don't think this deal means too much.

Also, Barry Rozner will write a column about how awesome it is that the Hawks brought Danny Richmond home and RIGHTED THAT WRONG.

[Gilgamesh]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

Anyone have thoughts on what this trade means?

I think it means the Hawks needed more players in Rockford for some reason.

But on the whole, I don't think this deal means too much.

Also, Barry Rozner will write a column about how awesome it is that the Hawks brought Danny Richmond home and RIGHTED THAT WRONG.

HEZ A CHICAGO NATIV!!  HE BLEEDZ HAWKS!!

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Meatballs have to learn to pronounce Toivonen.

TOY-voh-nuhn

Usage: "How come dey traded for dat TOY-voh-nuhn kid if dey're not gonna start him over dat Huey bum?

[Slaky]

Hannu Toivonen did something awesome once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYQmL-X9sFY

Graceful. Like a bulldozer.

[MAD]

Hannu Toivonen did something awesome once.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BYQmL-X9sFY

Graceful. Like a bulldozer.

He needs to replace his goalie mask with a PANKhelmet.

[Quality Start Machine]

Of course, since Halak had a good Olympic series with Slovakia, he's now the latest darling of the Meatballs.

[MAD]

Of course, since Halak had a good Olympic series with Slovakia, he's now the latest darling of the Meatballs.

Fuck that guy.  I went to sleep on Saturday with Slovakia up two after 2, with McDonough-inspired sugarplum dreams dancing in my head of all 6 Hawks showing off their medals this week before Wednesday's game, and woke up to discover that those lousy Slovaks shit the rink.  Since I couldn't be bothered to stay up, I'm just going straight meatball and blaming the goalie.  Fuck that guy.