2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Internet Apex]

Brian Campbell will play tonight.

Any word on Burish and Bickell?

And what word from Slezak?

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Brian Campbell will play tonight.

Any word on Burish and Bickell?

And what word from Slezak?

Call me ;)

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Not quite the display of killer instinct we were hoping for so far, huh?

[Slaky]

Not quite the display of killer instinct we were hoping for so far, huh?

Not quite - but not quite the cauldron of suck I was dreading, either.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Not quite the display of killer instinct we were hoping for so far, huh?

Not quite - but not quite the cauldron of suck I was dreading, either.

Good, solid second period.

[CT III]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

[Slaky]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

True story. Sopel has had a great series. I think the Preds are just a bad, bad matchup for the Hawks. If they can squeak out this series however they can, I doubt we'll see these boring ass games again. I don't see how a fan of hockey as a sport can enjoy and hope to see the Predators advance. They're terrible to watch.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also: score several goals on them.

The Preds were lost in the third tonight.

[Bonk]

This team is fun to watch when it isn't sucking.

[Waco Kid]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

True story. Sopel has had a great series. I think the Preds are just a bad, bad matchup for the Hawks. If they can squeak out this series however they can, I doubt we'll see these boring ass games again. I don't see how a fan of hockey as a sport can enjoy and hope to see the Predators advance. They're terrible to watch.

That includes the head coach Barry Trotz.

[Quality Start Machine]

If they keep throwing bodies & pucks at Pekka Rinne, the Hawks can put this bitch to bed Monday night.

[Armchair_QB]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

True story. Sopel has had a great series. I think the Preds are just a bad, bad matchup for the Hawks. If they can squeak out this series however they can, I doubt we'll see these boring ass games again. I don't see how a fan of hockey as a sport can enjoy and hope to see the Predators advance. They're terrible to watch.

That includes the head coach Barry Trotz.

No shit. What's up with that dude's head?

[Indolent Reader]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

True story. Sopel has had a great series. I think the Preds are just a bad, bad matchup for the Hawks. If they can squeak out this series however they can, I doubt we'll see these boring ass games again. I don't see how a fan of hockey as a sport can enjoy and hope to see the Predators advance. They're terrible to watch.

That includes the head coach Barry Trotz.

No shit. What's up with that dude's head?

He has no neck.

Back in my Nashvegas days, Barry was known to spring for a round or two for patrons at the Flying Saucer, a bar with many, many tasty beers on tap.  Given that the Preds scratched my hockey itch while WWW was still alive, I will always have a soft spot for Hockey Tonk.

That said, they are an awful, awful team to watch.

[Internet Apex]

The Hawks have found the key to beating the Preds - don't allow them to score any goals.

Also, Brent Sopel is a MAN.  I take back everything bad I ever said about him and will say about him.

Anybody who willingly stands in front of a point blank shot from Shea Weber earns a free pass for life.

True story. Sopel has had a great series. I think the Preds are just a bad, bad matchup for the Hawks. If they can squeak out this series however they can, I doubt we'll see these boring ass games again. I don't see how a fan of hockey as a sport can enjoy and hope to see the Predators advance. They're terrible to watch.

That includes the head coach Barry Trotz.

No shit. What's up with that dude's head?

He has no neck.

Back in my Nashvegas days, Barry was known to spring for a round or two for patrons at the Flying Saucer, a bar with many, many tasty beers on tap.  Given that the Preds scratched my hockey itch while WWW was still alive, I will always have a soft spot for Hockey Tonk.

That said, they are an awful, awful team to watch.

Don't you hate it when you're trying to irrationally loathe someone only to find out you'd probably like them if you ever met? Sucks.

[BC]

Blowing a two-goal lead to fall behind by one in about 15 minutes at home? That's Chicago sports for you. Guh.