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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #795 on: May 05, 2010, 03:26:46 PM »
Fuck Vancouver

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #796 on: May 05, 2010, 03:41:59 PM »
Quote from: Armchair_QB on May 05, 2010, 03:26:46 PM
Fuck Vancouver



Fuck Canada for having goddamn sailboats on their money.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #797 on: May 05, 2010, 10:17:17 PM »
Wow, Bfln's on fire tonight.

3-2 after two. I'd love to see a split in Bee Cee.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #798 on: May 05, 2010, 10:30:19 PM »
I didn't even know how say Byfuglien like 2 months ago but now I want to give him a shirt-less man hugs.  Bandwagon's are fun*.



*Sorry to the real fans who have been there forever.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #799 on: May 05, 2010, 11:01:23 PM »
Suck it Vancouver.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #800 on: May 05, 2010, 11:09:52 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on May 05, 2010, 10:30:19 PM
I didn't even know how say Byfuglien like 2 months ago but now I want to give him a shirt-less man hugs.  Bandwagon's are fun*.



*Sorry to the real fans who have been there forever.


Fuck that, welcome aboard.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #801 on: May 05, 2010, 11:12:45 PM »
Quote from: air2300 on May 05, 2010, 10:30:19 PM
I didn't even know how say Byfuglien like 2 months ago but now I want to give him a shirt-less man hugs.  Bandwagon's are fun*.



*Sorry to the real fans who have been there forever.


We accept your apology.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #802 on: May 05, 2010, 11:16:25 PM »
You're killing your father, Larry.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #803 on: May 06, 2010, 02:04:41 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 05, 2010, 11:09:52 PM
Quote from: air2300 on May 05, 2010, 10:30:19 PM
I didn't even know how say Byfuglien like 2 months ago but now I want to give him a shirt-less man hugs.  Bandwagon's are fun*.



*Sorry to the real fans who have been there forever.


Fuck that, welcome aboard.

Fuck that, you're supposed to be miserable year-round.

I think I'm jealous.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #804 on: May 06, 2010, 07:00:27 AM »
Quote from: SKO on May 05, 2010, 11:12:45 PM
Quote from: air2300 on May 05, 2010, 10:30:19 PM
I didn't even know how say Byfuglien like 2 months ago but now I want to give him a shirt-less man hugs.  Bandwagon's are fun*.



*Sorry to the real fans who have been there forever.


We accept your apology.

No we don't.  I haven't been a lifelong fan of the Hawks for as long as you have, SKO (about five minutes less, IIRC) but I think I speak for all of us when I say that this boat has sailed.  I don't want Johnny-come-latelys sharing MY glory when the Blackhawks win it all.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #805 on: May 06, 2010, 07:16:00 AM »
Great game. Classic Canucks with Luongo bitching to the refs constantly, dirty play at the end of the game from them, and fans throwing shit onto the ice. The Hawks are now in Luongos head.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #806 on: May 06, 2010, 08:41:12 AM »
I went to bed as soon as the final horn sounded, but I'm reading in the bloguverse that Vinneault (sp.?) was bitching about the officiating?  Is this true?  Because if it is, that can't be a good sign for Vancouver.  What game was that guy watching?  When you're getting your ass kicked and letting guys like Boland(!) and Burish* get in to your heads, you're in trouble.

Hey I'm all for it.  When you fail to hold a guy like Burrows accountable --in fact make excuses for him--you enable his fruity douche behavior.  Carry on.   Didn't O'Brien get away with wrapping his stick around Buff's head?  I'm surprised I haven't heard anything stupid and ghey out of Kesler's mouth.  Yet.  Vancouver was unglued for the last half of that game and their coach seems to have gotten himself swept up into it (kinda like Q coming unhinged in that abortion of a Game 4 against Detroit last year).  Unless they figure out what happened last night, and answer for it, Hawks in 5. 

How could you not love playoff hockey--this shit is awesome if you're a Hawks fan, and it's ideally not even half way finished.


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #807 on: May 06, 2010, 09:05:31 AM »
Quote from: MAD on May 06, 2010, 08:41:12 AM
When you're getting your ass kicked and letting guys like Boland(!) and Burish* get in to your heads, you're in trouble.

*Line of the night from Burish to one of the Sedins: "Your brother's ugly." 

I love this man.


Huge play by Bolland last night, getting D. Sedin off the ice during a Vancouver PP late in the 1st.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #808 on: May 06, 2010, 09:14:58 AM »
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 06, 2010, 08:41:12 AM
When you're getting your ass kicked and letting guys like Boland(!) and Burish* get in to your heads, you're in trouble.

*Line of the night from Burish to one of the Sedins: "Your brother's ugly." 

I love this man.


Huge play by Bolland last night, getting D. Sedin off the ice during a Vancouver PP late in the 1st.

Bolland has really found his legs this series in the sense that he was like a chicken with his head cut off for a lot of the Nashville series. It truly appears that the Canucks awakened the inner beast in a bunch of Hawks and while Buff is getting the spotlight now, Bolland deserves major propers. Holy shit - he has managed to rattle not just the irascible Dre Burrows, but both of the Sisters. That's an incredible feat. Since game 1 the Sisters have been dead quiet.

I can't say enough about Bolly right now. Incredible.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #809 on: May 06, 2010, 09:19:37 AM »
Quote from: Slaky on May 06, 2010, 09:14:58 AM
Quote from: Fork on May 06, 2010, 09:05:31 AM
Quote from: MAD on May 06, 2010, 08:41:12 AM
When you're getting your ass kicked and letting guys like Boland(!) and Burish* get in to your heads, you're in trouble.

*Line of the night from Burish to one of the Sedins: "Your brother's ugly."  

I love this man.


Huge play by Bolland last night, getting D. Sedin off the ice during a Vancouver PP late in the 1st.

Bolland has really found his legs this series in the sense that he was like a chicken with his head cut off for a lot of the Nashville series. It truly appears that the Canucks awakened the inner beast in a bunch of Hawks and while Buff is getting the spotlight now, Bolland deserves major propers. Holy shit - he has managed to rattle not just the irascible Dre Burrows, but both of the Sisters. That's an incredible feat. Since game 1 the Sisters have been dead quiet.

I can't say enough about Bolly right now. Incredible.

I saw Luongo bitching to the refs after the Byfuglien wrister and subsequent crash into the net (which netted him a roughing call, I believe).

Borat is getting scared between the pipes.
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