2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Bort]

http://www.macalester.edu/~cuffel/cohndeath.pdf - If any of you are nerdy enough to care.

I'm nerdy enough to jump on that link like a...well, rat on a cheeto.

[Waco Kid]

Big Fucking Buff!

[Quality Start Machine]

5.

[MAD]

That Jonathan Toews is only twenty two years old gives me an exceeding amount of optimism for our future as Hawks fans.

Also...



THIS

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

That Jonathan Toews Stan Mikita is only twenty two years old gives me an exceeding amount of optimism for our future as Hawks fans.

If they win it now, we enjoy it now and the future will be what it will be'd

[Chuck to Chuck]

That Jonathan Toews Stan Mikita is only twenty two years old gives me an exceeding amount of optimism for our future as Hawks fans.

If they win it now, we enjoy it now and the future will be what it will be'd

sayeth Frank Chance, October 1908.

[Slaky]

So I really do not like Sarah Kustok and her terrible interviewing skills. Every time she does the postgame the first fucking question is "How about these fans?" We get it - fans are happy that the Hawks won. Learn hockey, dumpster.

This actually worked out well last night because Patrick Kane decided to turn into Hulk Hogan for the interview. Gold.

http://www.csnchicago.com/05/21/10/Kane-speaks-to-United-Center-crowd-after/landing.html?blockID=239440&feedID=661

[MAD]

So I really do not like Sarah Kustok and her terrible interviewing skills. Every time she does the postgame the first fucking question is "How about these fans?" We get it - fans are happy that the Hawks won. Learn hockey, dumpster.

This actually worked out well last night because Patrick Kane decided to turn into Hulk Hogan for the interview. Gold.

http://www.csnchicago.com/05/21/10/Kane-speaks-to-United-Center-crowd-after/landing.html?blockID=239440&feedID=661

Couldn't agree more about Kustok. 

Kane cracks me up.  I'd be worried about him jumping the tracks, but Toews' mere presence reassures me.

[CT III]

So I really do not like Sarah Kustok and her terrible interviewing skills. Every time she does the postgame the first fucking question is "How about these fans?" We get it - fans are happy that the Hawks won. Learn hockey, dumpster.

This actually worked out well last night because Patrick Kane decided to turn into Hulk Hogan for the interview. Gold.

http://www.csnchicago.com/05/21/10/Kane-speaks-to-United-Center-crowd-after/landing.html?blockID=239440&feedID=661

And the second "question" is "describe what you're feeling right now".

What the fuck does that even mean?  Is Kane going to describe a heretofore unknown emotion to us?

[Armchair_QB]

Comcast never should have let Kerry Sayers go.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

So I really do not like Sarah Kustok and her terrible interviewing skills. Every time she does the postgame the first fucking question is "How about these fans?" We get it - fans are happy that the Hawks won. Learn hockey, dumpster.

This actually worked out well last night because Patrick Kane decided to turn into Hulk Hogan for the interview. Gold.

http://www.csnchicago.com/05/21/10/Kane-speaks-to-United-Center-crowd-after/landing.html?blockID=239440&feedID=661

And the second "question" is "describe what you're feeling right now".

What the fuck does that even mean?  Is Kane going to describe a heretofore unknown emotion to us?

Kustok is fucking useless.

Unless you have a use for blonde bohunk who talks like a deaf man.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

4.

[thehawk]

4.

let me requote that

4

[EVILteddie]

I'm going to put Chelsea Dagger on repeat on my ipod indefinitely.

[Waco Kid]

THIS.