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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2009, 12:18:48 PM »
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 12:09:50 PM
Kane with his first goal of many.

Que the Amstel Light song.

Vokoun got beat like a cabbie.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #16 on: October 02, 2009, 12:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 11:44:57 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 02, 2009, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 11:40:17 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 02, 2009, 11:34:10 AM
Why is the game not on WGN?  Were they planning on non-stop Olympic WIN coverage? 

That and they were probably fearful the game wouldn't be finished before the Cubs came on at 1:20.

Forgot about those gutless assholes.

I move that we rename this thread until the Hawks at least become gutless fucking assholes.  Until then, it should be: "2009-2010 Blackhawks March to the Cup Thread."

Concur.

Damnit, I was being ironic.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #17 on: October 02, 2009, 12:48:10 PM »
Quote from: Oleg on October 02, 2009, 12:26:21 PM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 11:48:53 AM
Quote from: Gil Gunderson on October 02, 2009, 11:44:57 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 02, 2009, 11:40:54 AM
Quote from: Dave B on October 02, 2009, 11:40:17 AM
Quote from: MAD on October 02, 2009, 11:34:10 AM
Why is the game not on WGN?  Were they planning on non-stop Olympic WIN coverage? 

That and they were probably fearful the game wouldn't be finished before the Cubs came on at 1:20.

Forgot about those gutless assholes.

I move that we rename this thread until the Hawks at least become gutless fucking assholes.  Until then, it should be: "2009-2010 Blackhawks March to the Cup Thread."

Concur.

Damnit, I was being ironic.

Irony is lost on this group.  Change it, shortstack!

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #18 on: October 02, 2009, 01:29:32 PM »
Fuck. This thing is going OT.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #19 on: October 02, 2009, 01:31:14 PM »
Vokoun is the only reason this game isn't infinity to 3.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #20 on: October 02, 2009, 01:33:11 PM »
Yeah, I went home for lunch and saw him ROB Kaner on a beautiful glove save.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #21 on: October 02, 2009, 01:45:44 PM »
Tazer scores in the shoot-out, Kaner doesn't. Huet is a sieve. Hawks lose.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #22 on: October 02, 2009, 02:20:46 PM »
OVERREACTION TO FIRST GAME OF SEASON

Huet fucking blows. I seriously hate this guy.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #23 on: October 02, 2009, 02:23:23 PM »

Hammer got caught flatfooted on the first goal, Seabrook was Joe Rockhead on the third.

Those things should work themselves out. This is still a 110 point team.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #24 on: October 02, 2009, 02:24:13 PM »
Quote from: Mickey Nine: The Dream Weaver on October 02, 2009, 02:20:46 PM
OVERREACTION TO FIRST GAME OF SEASON

Huet fucking blows. I seriously hate this guy.


It's Huet's fault that we're not going to be getting the 2016 Olympics.
I think he's more of the appendix of Desipio.  Yeah, it's here and you're vaguely aware of it, but only if reminded.  The only time anyone notices it is when it ruptures (on Weebs in the video game thread).  Beyond that, though, it's basically useless and offers no redeeming value.
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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #25 on: October 02, 2009, 02:27:31 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2009, 02:23:23 PM

Hammer got caught flatfooted on the first goal, Seabrook was Joe Rockhead on the third.

Those things should work themselves out. This is still a 110 point team.

Seabrook should have been able to get that puck out. Get at least a point tomorrow and I'm cool.


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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #26 on: October 02, 2009, 03:01:41 PM »
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
Vokoun No Martin Havlat is the only reason this game isn't infinity to 3.

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #27 on: October 02, 2009, 03:21:57 PM »
Quote from: BBM on October 02, 2009, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
Vokoun No Martin Havlat is the only reason this game isn't infinity to 3.

And DeRosa!!  They shouldn't have got rid of DeRosa!! 

wrong thread?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #28 on: October 02, 2009, 03:22:58 PM »
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on October 02, 2009, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 02, 2009, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
Vokoun No Martin Havlat is the only reason this game isn't infinity to 3.

And DeRosa!!  They shouldn't have got rid of DeRosa!! 

wrong thread?

And they laughed at my idea for the HavRosa jersey.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?

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Re: 2009-2010 Blackhawks Gutless Asshole Clusterfuck Thread
« Reply #29 on: October 02, 2009, 03:25:07 PM »
Quote from: CT III on October 02, 2009, 03:22:58 PM
Quote from: MidgetSellingWater on October 02, 2009, 03:21:57 PM
Quote from: BBM on October 02, 2009, 03:01:41 PM
Quote from: Fork on October 02, 2009, 01:31:14 PM
Vokoun No Martin Havlat is the only reason this game isn't infinity to 3.

And DeRosa!!  They shouldn't have got rid of DeRosa!! 

wrong thread?

And they laughed at my idea for the HavRosa jersey.

WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!?

People who just heard funny jokes. People watching comedies on TV. People at comedy clubs. Those of us being tickled at this moment are likely laughing. All kinds of people.