2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Bonk]

Thanks to CommiCast, I couldn't see the game today. It was blacked out because of the DirecTV-Versus contract dispute, and Versus' exclusivity, even though we pay for the Center Ice package.

I think I'd rather join al-Qaeda than pay for cable on CommiCast.

Also, someone needs to set Gary Buttman on fire.

[Slaky]

Thanks to CommiCast, I couldn't see the game today. It was blacked out because of the DirecTV-Versus contract dispute, and Versus' exclusivity, even though we pay for the Center Ice package.

I think I'd rather join al-Qaeda than pay for cable on CommiCast.

Also, someone needs to set Gary Buttman on fire.

So you think you can just blow right by the "Post Has Exceeded Hilarious Wordplay" warning, do ya?

[Bonk]

Thanks to CommiCast, I couldn't see the game today. It was blacked out because of the DirecTV-Versus contract dispute, and Versus' exclusivity, even though we pay for the Center Ice package.

I think I'd rather join al-Qaeda than pay for cable on CommiCast.

Also, someone needs to set Gary Buttman on fire.

So you think you can just blow right by the "Post Has Exceeded Hilarious Wordplay" warning, do ya?

I'm just pissed I couldn't see the game. The other thing just happened.

[Gil Gunderson]

OVERREACTION TO FIRST GAME OF SEASON

Huet fucking blows. I seriously hate this guy.

It's Huet's fault that we're not going to be getting the 2016 Olympics.

I smell a new internet meme.

[Oleg]

OVERREACTION TO FIRST GAME OF SEASON

Huet fucking blows. I seriously hate this guy.

It's Huet's fault that we're not going to be getting the 2016 Olympics.

I smell a new internet meme.

No, you don't.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

OVERREACTION TO FIRST GAME OF SEASON

Huet fucking blows. I seriously hate this guy.

It's Huet's fault that we're not going to be getting the 2016 Olympics.

I smell a new internet meme.

No, you don't.

The whole don't?

[Quality Start Machine]

Khabibulin had his first trainwreck game in an Edmonton sweater. Three seasons until his contract year, Female Oilers.

[Waco Kid]

Khabibulin had his first trainwreck game in an Edmonton sweater. Three seasons until his contract year, Female Oilers.

Three years until Khabby's contract year? Yikes.

[Dave B]

The new Ice Crew pics are up:

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47741

[Quality Start Machine]

The new Ice Crew pics are up:

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47741

Gil has his singles ready.

[Slaky]

The new Ice Crew pics are up:

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47741

Gil has his singles ready.

Usually it helps to have a bag of oats ready. Leslie and Colleen know what I'm talkin about.

Nay.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

The new Ice Crew pics are up:

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47741

Gil has his singles ready.

Usually it helps to have a bag of oats ready. Leslie and Colleen know what I'm talkin about.

Nay.

Faces made to be leered at from the 300 level.

[MidgetSellingWater]

The new Ice Crew pics are up:

http://blackhawks.nhl.com/club/page.htm?id=47741

Ugh.  And what's up with the dude in drag who calls himself Brittany?

[Saul Goodman]

Go Blackhawks?

[Quality Start Machine]

Go Blackhawks?

Ho. Lee. Shit.

Chick looks like the janitor from "Scrubs".