2009-2010 Blackhawks Lord Stanley Bonertime Thread

[Quality Start Machine]

DPD.

This isn't Hawks-related in any way, but there's noplace else to put it.

Worth the quick read, if only for the "follow-through" stuff at the end.

[Dave B]

Sounds like Chelios may sign with the Wolves in the next week or two.

And Detroit sucks.

[Quality Start Machine]

On the upside, we traded our Johnson for a Greentree.

Dave B, scouting report please?

[Dave B]

Good guy, but really slow. He looks like he's loafing out on the ice, but it's just his size and lumbering style. He's actually is pretty tough in the slot. He won't fight like Eager, but won't back down either. I think the AAAA tag is pretty appropriate for him, though. Doesn't say much, just goes about his business. He will really help Rockford right now.

I think this was a cap move and from what I'm reading, Johnson was not a favorite of this coaching staff.

[Quality Start Machine]

Good guy, but really slow. He looks like he's loafing out on the ice, but it's just his size and lumbering style. He's actually is pretty tough in the slot. He won't fight like Eager, but won't back down either. I think the AAAA tag is pretty appropriate for him, though. Doesn't say much, just goes about his business. He will really help Rockford right now.

I think this was a cap move and from what I'm reading, Johnson was not a favorite of this coaching staff.

I'm pretty sure the fact that Johnson and Havlat share an agent couldn't have helped matters.

But, yeah, the Hawks do manage to clear a half-mil off the Cap. They've still got 7 or 8 mil to go before everyone chills the fuck out about Kane/Keith/Toews.

That's Barker/Versteeg/Sopel in monetary terms.

[Poon]

Sounds like Chelios may sign with the Wolves in the next week or two.

And Detroit sucks.

Detroit does suck.  Sucks even more when you have to live here.  We were going to hit the game tonight but the womans flight doesn't get in until 8.  Instead we're going on Saturday to see the Wings play the Caps.  Wish I had a Caps jersey.

[Oleg]

Sounds like Chelios may sign with the Wolves in the next week or two.

And Detroit sucks.

Detroit does suck.  Sucks even more when you have to live here.  We were going to hit the game tonight but the womans flight doesn't get in until 8.  Instead we're going on Saturday to see the Wings play the Caps.  Wish I had a Caps jersey.

I hope Ovechkin makes Datsuck eat his teeth.

[Quality Start Machine]

Sounds like Chelios may sign with the Wolves in the next week or two.

And Detroit sucks.

Detroit does suck.  Sucks even more when you have to live here.  We were going to hit the game tonight but the womans flight doesn't get in until 8.  Instead we're going on Saturday to see the Wings play the Caps.  Wish I had a Caps jersey.

I hope Ovechkin makes Datsuck eat his teeth.

You hate Russians.

[Oleg]

Sounds like Chelios may sign with the Wolves in the next week or two.

And Detroit sucks.

Detroit does suck.  Sucks even more when you have to live here.  We were going to hit the game tonight but the womans flight doesn't get in until 8.  Instead we're going on Saturday to see the Wings play the Caps.  Wish I had a Caps jersey.

I hope Ovechkin makes Datsuck eat his teeth.

You hate Russians.

But apparently not dangling participles.

[Indolent Reader]

I hate Detroit.

[Quality Start Machine]

Elsewhere in Chicago, the Wolves are undergoing their youth movement.

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Elsewhere in Chicago, the Wolves are undergoing their youth movement.

http://www.desipio.com/messageboard/index.php?topic=7045.msg194258#msg194258

[Dr. Nguyen Van Falk]

Nice timing by Versteeg.

Saved that for an Office commercial break.

[Quality Start Machine]

So every meathead in Chicago will be calling for Huet's head today, but no goalie in the world can stop pucks when the Wings continuously put asses in his face.

This one's on the Hawks' inability to score on a 5-on-3, and their inability to get opposing players out of the crease.

[Richard Chuggar]

So every meathead in Chicago will be calling for Huet's head today, but no goalie in the world can stop pucks when the Wings continuously put asses in his face.

This one's on the Hawks' inability to score on a 5-on-3, and their inability to get opposing players out of the crease.

Keep it in the basement